By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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Briscuit 24

I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.

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hecallsmedarlin 7

Exactly. If he wants to play those childish games, he deserves to have the police at his doorstep.

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iGrassYourSister 6

only from him to claim it's his dog and bitches be crazy

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ManInTheMachine 19

iGrassYourSister: I don't usually do this but... What in God's name is your picture of? If it's what I think it is, then I'm most definitely scarred for life.

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JurassicHole 5

41 - It's a piglet pushing past two other pigs. Crisis averted.

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TwiztedYuri 9

first make sure the shot records and other paperwork is under your name not his.

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littlesister67 0

I saw that too. Kinda nasty looking.

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blondebrunette11 4

Legally Blonde Fml Story.

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Lizzy500 16

What Twizted said. If the vet records are in your name, that proves ownership and you can call the cops to get your dog back. If you never took the dog to the vet, or records are in his or both names, you may be farked.

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NailQueen2 7

#41- I wonder the same thing

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I've seen it before. It's two big pigs with a little piglet in the middle.

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claysgurl09 5

Actually the cops won't get involved over that. It's a civil issue. Sorry, now If you take him to court with papers you can get your dog back. You can call the cops but in the state of Texas, any type of property that is left with the other person is called civil property and they won't touch,

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dylanmurre 4

You aren't by any chance the bitchy gf that just got engaged to the ball less guy, are you?? If you are, it sounds like that guy grew a pair!!!

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PawsUp_fml 2

Call Elle Woods! She could get your dog back! :)

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TBelle4Ever 15

And wear a fashionable outfit at the same time

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briienna14 0

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therealslim 15

If it were as simple as just 'getting the dog back' I doubt this would be an FML

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Briscuit 24

I'd be breaking some doors down if my dog was stolen. I don't see it as an overreaction either, to some people they're like children. I hope you get your dog back, OP. Good luck.

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ant1ion 12

Thats a dick move, stealing your dog

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Ambreanna 0

you mean a " bitch" move?! okay that wasn't that funny..

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Mnemosyne_Love 2

Go to his house and get your dog back. If he doesnt give him back tell the police. Thats bullshit OP and I hope he gets whats coming to him.

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ohmandapants 16

Do you know where he's living now? Go get your damn dog back OP you don't need his permission to show up an collect your dog. Just show up. Edit: whoops, 5 beat me to it.

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

I kind of like your comment better with the ghetto-esque "an" as opposed to the "and" you corrected yourself with. :p

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Inheritance 10

As Billy Madison would say, "Go out there and get your ******* dog!"

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CaptNomNom 17

Man's best friend! Hope you get yer pup back! I don't know what I would do without mine...

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klovemachine 24

Hopefully the dog will bite him :)

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whippymcdumb4zs 0

Right in his tic-tac sized dick!

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False_Stupidity 41

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Cappiej 18

You know, that pun is slightly overused.

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nofearjenshere 12

Go confront him! That's not right.

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