Pregnancy and Kids: Thunder stealer

Thunder stealer

By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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Keep it in your pants

By bad brother - 04/10/2023 11:00

Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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So infuriating

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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Spoke too soon

By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 17:00

Today, we're right now at the hospital because my sister had a miscarriage. Last night I announced on Instagram that I was going to be aunt. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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Good for you

By Fergie - 08/10/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML

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Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

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jezmonster7 7

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:23

FYL, Sorry your sister had to steal your moment :(

Fmlano 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:24

Congrats on the baby, OP!

Comments

FrankHotpants 31

Saturday 20 July 2013 23:56

So basically your sister was congratulated for planning on having sex.

doodlebug33 20

Sunday 21 July 2013 0:47

Well tell them that you "might" plan it

simsgirlgem 25

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:00

Sounds like your sister is an attention ***** I am so sorry OP

buckdharma 36

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:04

Tell her that you "want to be a good sport" and offer her some of your fertility pills, then give her birth control.

suzimajor 6

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:39

congrats on ur great news...and guess what...look how many of us are enjoying ur pregnancy already ....keep us all posted on ur progress...so we can share it with u all the way...yahoo !!! from ur defacto family !!!

rightspark 7

Sunday 21 July 2013 1:51

Tell your parents **** no! You got your own plans to worry about because you are having a baby

smh811 11

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:29

Congratulations, but I am sorry about your family. That is just crazy.

Tootsieroll0505 19

Sunday 21 July 2013 2:33

Congrats on the pregnancy and your sis needs to take a step back and get a reality check

ZombieSazza 34

Sunday 21 July 2013 3:04

Congrats on the pregnancy, Shane your sister is a real bitch. Just ignore her and tell them you won't be arranging any baby shower unless its your own, you *might* help her when she can prove she's pregnant. Celebrate with your partners family, not quite the same but at least they'll be happy?

larizzleshizzle 4

Sunday 21 July 2013 5:09

I'm so sorry for you :( But you should stood up for yourself, and say something about it. I would've punched my sister right in the face if she ever tried that, and she sure knows that. That is just a snitch action from her and your fam. But congratulations with your pregnancy tho! :D I hope everything goes smooth for you and the baby.