Pregnancy and Kids: Thunder stealer

Thunder stealer

By Happyunlucky - 20/07/2013 06:31 - United States - Andover

Today, I announced my first pregnancy to my family. Not to be outdone, my sister immediately announced that she "might" be getting pregnant soon. My family ended up congratulating her instead, and asked me if I would plan the baby shower. FML

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Same thing different taste

By thatsfine - 14/07/2013 22:52 - United Kingdom - Guildford

Today, my sister announced her pregnancy at my husband's funeral. FML

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Keep it in your pants

By bad brother - 04/10/2023 11:00

Today, my sister-in-law announced that she’s pregnant. With my kid. And the doctor thinks it might be twins. FML

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By dazzla08 - 26/03/2011 00:07

Today, in front of my family, my brother's wife announced that she was pregnant with their first child. Everyone joked around and said I was next. Two weeks ago I found out that I'm sterile. FML

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So infuriating

By Anonymous - 26/09/2024 22:00 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law had the nerve to hijack my baby shower to announce her pregnancy. It's all the more infuriating because we later found out that she's NOT pregnant, just a fucking attention whore. FML

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By Sad preggo - 24/01/2017 14:00

Today, my attention-seeking sister-in-law came to my 20 week ultrasound and afterward, without my knowledge, took it upon herself to announce the gender to Facebook and call the entire family, telling them "we're having a boy" nullifying any need for the announcement I had spent 4 weeks planning. FML

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Spoke too soon

By Anonymous - 31/10/2021 17:00

Today, we're right now at the hospital because my sister had a miscarriage. Last night I announced on Instagram that I was going to be aunt. FML

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By brando2k5 - 06/12/2011 05:05 - United States

Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML

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Good for you

By Fergie - 08/10/2024 22:00 - United Kingdom - Hull

Today, I got my first big promotion at work. Excited, I shared the news with my parents. My mom responded with, "That’s nice, dear, but your sister just got engaged," and hung up to go back to celebrating with her. FML

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Narcissists never unite!

By bntje - 14/04/2013 20:39 - Netherlands - Holten

Today, my sister went into a blind rage at me for "upstaging" her by announcing that I'm pregnant, two months after she did the same. My husband and I have been trying for two years. She's in high school and doesn't even know who the father is. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 00:00 - United States - Morganville

Today, my sister announced that she just got engaged… right as I was in the midst of giving birth to my twin daughters. The thing is, she's not actually engaged. In fact, she's single. She just couldn't stand that I was "upstaging" her and "had to think of something fast." FML

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jezmonster7 7

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:23

FYL, Sorry your sister had to steal your moment :(

Fmlano 16

Saturday 20 July 2013 16:24

Congrats on the baby, OP!

Comments

jadevv 12

Monday 22 July 2013 17:58

Congrats on the baby!!

sulitak 27

Tuesday 23 July 2013 8:03

and get mad at OP for rubbing her infertility in the poor poor sister's face

why57why 21

Tuesday 23 July 2013 8:56

Sis is a bitch

amisenho 11

Friday 26 July 2013 19:04

Let me guess: they're going to let her move her and her family into your house for a kiddie pool water birth when she's due.

brosiph_Joseph 8

Sunday 28 July 2013 17:21

**** them

Helper_fml 6

Monday 29 July 2013 7:04

Wow someone that gets treated like me... I am sorry you have to go through that!

Lux2123 3

Saturday 3 August 2013 9:12

congrats and ur sisters an ass!!

djsammyc 19

Friday 23 August 2013 4:41

dude pretty much shes saying "im gonna have unprotected sex and might get pregnant"and your already pregnant with their first grandkid how old is your sister anyway?