Love, Sex and Cheating: Time to GTFO

Time to GTFO

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 12:30

Today, my girlfriend cheated on me, and for the second time in two days. She has now cheated a total of 7 times in the space of 6 months. FML

I agree, your life sucks 264

You deserved it 1 045

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Same thing different taste

Makes sense

By lovegame - 28/06/2014 15:48 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, two months after forgiving my girlfriend for breaking my heart by cheating on me, I found out that she's cheating again with the same guy. When I confronted her, she basically said I brought it on myself and that I was an idiot for not dumping her the first time. FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 024

You deserved it 26 940

Venting

By Anonymous - 19/02/2024 19:00

Today, I found out my girlfriend, who absolutely would never cheat on me because she’s been cheated on in the past and knows how much it hurts, has not one but two boyfriends on the side, who know about each other and do occasional threesomes. Lying bitch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 662

You deserved it 137

Double betrayal

By iwannagointothewoods - 13/11/2023 23:00 - Canada - Victoria

Today, I found out that my girlfriend is cheating on me. With my mother. They were doing it for almost a year. FML

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You deserved it 131

By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 22:58 - Israel - Netanya

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML

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You deserved it 3 864

High school drama

By Anonymous - 30/08/2021 03:31 - India - Delhi

Today, the guy I have been going out with for six months cheated on me with the only girl I hate the most in the world. That girl ruined my previous relationship too. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 213

You deserved it 110

By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 01:54 - United States

Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me. She wants to try dating women. This is the second time this has happened to me. FML

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You deserved it 6 537

By gircos - 30/04/2014 00:10 - United States - Westerly

Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML

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You deserved it 7 313

Another one bites the dust

By Anonymous - 17/09/2023 22:00

Today, I had to leave my boyfriend because he was unfaithful. This is the third time in as many years. I'm starting to think I have "Cheat on me" written on my face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 704

You deserved it 181

By Anonymous - 28/02/2012 02:12 - United States

Today, I found out my wife cheated on me with a guy from her work three times, two months before I proposed to her. She decided to tell me three months into our marriage. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 745

You deserved it 2 654

By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 11:28 - United States - Manhattan Beach

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

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You deserved it 2 119

The_Real_Cvh 10

Friday 6 October 2023 14:38

Apparently your definition of girlfriend is different to mine.

Anderling 32

Friday 6 October 2023 14:28

Dude, you can do better than staying in this situation.

Comments

D J's MOM 17

Saturday 7 October 2023 3:46

that went from an FML to a YOURE A DAMN IDIOT real fast. are you that desperate?!?!?! grow some balls and get a woman that actually cares about you.

Jessica Carey 11

Saturday 7 October 2023 6:10

you keep taking her back dumbass so no sympathy here ydi

n3rdn3ss 8

Saturday 7 October 2023 7:14

ex-girlfriend*

Nolongeracriminal 15

Saturday 7 October 2023 12:24

Dr. dre said it best back in '01... Can't make a ho a housewife.

ridmaster 9

Thursday 12 October 2023 17:00

Bro, she is not your girlfriend

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