Sex and Intimacy: Timing is important

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Timing is important

By effingdoucher - 30/01/2011 06:07 - United States

Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off, and started talking about how nervous he is about buying his first car next week. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2023 21:00 - United States - Elmira

Today, I had sex with someone new for the first time after my 10 year relationship ended. The person was a friend who had been making serious sexual references toward me on and off over the year I've known him. I don't know if I'm more embarrassed that he couldn't keep it up, or that I came from anticipation anyways. FML

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And then.....

By Emmpag - 02/02/2020 01:00 - South Africa - Johannesburg

Today, I bought my very first car that I spent years saving for. A few hours after I signed all the papers, I let my boyfriend go for a test drive. He totaled it. FML

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By JoshuasGirl - 23/12/2013 19:13 - United States - Grand Rapids

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML

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By Confused - 22/08/2012 16:33 - Spain - Madrid

Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML

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First time?

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 11:56 - United States - Westminster

Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2010 05:06 - United States

Today, I drove my new car with a manual transmission for the first time by myself. I was at a stoplight and saw a cute guy in the car next to me. He looked my way and gave me "the nod". The light turned green and I tried to go but I stalled out, lurching my car forward right into the car next to me. FML

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By Anyom - 27/07/2016 00:46 - United States - Detroit

Today, my friend got her first car. I bought mine 3 weeks ago and haven't started making payments. She came straight from the dealer ship to pick me up. She backed in to my car. FML

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By stillkindahorny - 13/09/2011 05:51 - United States

Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his friends as his "sex partner." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2018 03:30

Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML

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MagicMushrooms 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:30

He should be nervous! Cars are important thing to get right!

Zebidee 8

Sunday 30 January 2011 12:56

You hooked up with a drunk guy you met three hours before, and the sex wasn't perfect? I can understand your disappointment that he wasn't a caring and sensitive lover...

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theranter 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:43

I do it all the time.

furburger 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 18:52

Before you two hooked up, the guy was thinking about an economy car. Then, something I can't quite put my finger on, got him thinking bigger.

seafea 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 19:30

mmmm baby talk to me dirty about your for a limited time 1.2 percent financing rate, and zero money down.

SoulSinner 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:01

well u cnt expect him to be into it if u guys met at the party! :)

Sparx1_1 16

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:21

OP why are you surprised? He doesn't know you and both of you were probably drunk. Of course he's more worried about buying a car than ******* you in the exact same way that worrying about his car would be more important than wasting a few hours watching a bad movie.

penguinazul 13

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:39

I once had a guy stop mid-thrust so he could start bawling about going on anti-psychotic meds. Needless to say, I've never had drunk sex like that ever again. Bad idea, OP.

havoc1331 0

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:43

after your 45 seconds in, he needed to change the subject to keep from exploding his load...

Mauskau 35

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:45

whey, stone sour :)

HomeAl0ne 20

Sunday 30 January 2011 20:59

"OK, let's take it easy at first, start out slow, get used to how she handles. Right, now shift it up a gear. Bit of shimmy in the rear end, but it's not affecting the ride. I wonder I need to change the lubrication?...nah, seems ok actually. Hey, not bad. This one looked like an old banger, but she's actually OK. Glad I decided to take her for a test drive though..... wait, that reminds me, I have to buy that car next week - shit....what made me think of that!!"