**** McGee

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 05:15 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML
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Weird_situations 13

That's a really creepy thing to say to your daughter..

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RedPillSucks 31

Tell him that if he had your ****, he would be a medical marvel and a hit at the LBGT convention.

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Comments

Merylwen 24

This is the creepiest thing ever. No father should ever look at his daughter this way. What a disgusting pig.

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kiraleann 16

I feel the need to repeat that no father should ever say something that gross to his daughter. Take it with a grain of salt.

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stfudonnie 10

I would still find a job, you don't want to rely on others. What the hell is a sugar baby? Your dad sounds like a creeper.

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stargirl_95 24

Someone who has a relationship with an older man in which they sleep with him in exchange for gifts, money, etc.

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himemillie 2

it's not always based on sex. I have a sugar daddy who is remaining a virgin till marriage.

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ksks1234 33

30-- are you really bragging that you are a sugar baby?

12 1
ahsanmasood 4

thats not just creepy, but wrong as well...you should stop listening to your Dad or telling him about your career moves

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buttcramp 21

how gross of a father to say this to his girl.. but I suppose it could be worse!

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outoftown 26

The worse: If she gets a sugar daddy, her daddy will want a cut of the take.

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himemillie 2

being a sugar baby is actually fun...at least, it is for me...

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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17

Yes, who wouldn't enjoy trading sex for money? oh yeah, anyone who isn't a prostitute... go get a real job. sugar babies are worse than government leeches.

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