**** McGee

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 05:15 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML
I agree, your life sucks 47 064
You deserved it 5 144

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Weird_situations 13

That's a really creepy thing to say to your daughter..

RedPillSucks 31

Tell him that if he had your ****, he would be a medical marvel and a hit at the LBGT convention.

Comments

your problem in finding a job is you applying online, you need to apply in person and if you are that chesty, you'll get a job as soon as today.

Take his advice and use it hun. See it as a stepping stone or a fall back plan. Either way if your Dad thinks that will help there must be reason behind it.

Well !! Now thats a gross gross gross thing for a father to think about .... Well I assume he is drunk

We are gonna need pictures to judge this for ourselves

There are so many things wrong with this. Most importantly the fact that he noticed his daughter's ****. FYL indeed

Keep applying and don't take his advice for jobs...

Anyone noticing that the most recent FMLs are ending in 5ML, did I miss some kind of update??