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**** McGee

By Anonymous - 24/01/2014 05:15 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I was applying for jobs online when my father called. When I told him what I was doing, he said in all seriousness that I should just be a sugar baby. I said he must be joking, but he replied, "Honey, if I had your tits, I'd never work a day in my life." FML

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By fucked up dad - 11/07/2013 19:50 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, after I got turned down for yet another job, my dad glanced up at me and casually remarked that porn is always a stable market. FML

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Sex work is work

By Anonymous - 02/01/2016 22:31 - United States

Today, I got a call from my dad asking if I was a porno actress. I am. FML

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Thanks for that, dad!

By Anonymous - 13/10/2019 01:00

Today, I mentioned to my family that I was sad about the fact that I was thirty-five years-old, single, and had no children. My father piped up from the next room, "What man in his right would want your lopsided tits, fat thighs, and fucked-up nose in their gene pool?" FML

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By cheerbabeXoXo - 29/06/2013 21:49 - United Kingdom - High Wycombe

Today, I overheard my dad telling my mum that the only way I'm ever going to get into a relationship is if I "pose as a woman and con some gullible bastard online." He's probably right. FML

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By SheWentCrayola - 17/10/2009 02:04 - United States

Today, I met some guys from my dad's workplace. They told him what a pretty daughter he had, to which he responded, "Nah, it's just shit-loads of makeup." FML

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By uneducated - 07/03/2010 00:49 - United States

Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2015 01:50 - Canada - Cornwall

Today, I thought my dad was finally showing interest in the business I started last year when he asked about my next event. Nope, he just wanted to know if I would hire his step-granddaughter. Her first question: "So, I won't have to do any like, real work right?" Gee, thanks Dad. FML

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Great joke Dad, thanks

By Anonymous - 05/07/2014 17:53 - United States

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/12/2014 21:14 - United States - Margate City

Today, as I was leaving home for my mall kiosk job, my dad asked me where I was off to. When I said I was going to work, he tossed an empty beer bottle to the floor, belched, and said "Bah! Get a REAL job!" He's unemployed and living in my apartment. FML

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By thesixth - 02/03/2016 18:53 - Kenya

Today, being jobless and all, I tried calling my dad for a job after my many years of pride. He invited me to an interview to compete against 10 people, probably more qualified than I am. FML

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Weird_situations 13

Friday 24 January 2014 16:02

That's a really creepy thing to say to your daughter..

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 24 January 2014 16:01

Tell him that if he had your ****, he would be a medical marvel and a hit at the LBGT convention.

Comments

cchuckcloninger 5

Friday 24 January 2014 19:35

Just pray that someday your parents will tell you that you were adopted. Perhaps that gene pool will have a deep end?

fckertwat 2

Friday 24 January 2014 19:41

thats funny, but hella inappropriate coming from your dad

kmartFTW 12

Friday 24 January 2014 20:26

Just accept the truth and apply at Hooters

brud101 8

Friday 24 January 2014 20:31

Why 5ml not fml

sanecatlady 13

Friday 24 January 2014 21:18

If my own father ever said that to me (which he wouldn't), I think I would...be gagging up things I ate back in 4th grade. >_<

DanielleinDC 33

Friday 24 January 2014 21:19

I can't imagine what kind of guy would tell his daughter to become a sugar baby. That's just sick. Most fathers want better for their daughters.

blacklav3nd3r 6

Friday 24 January 2014 21:48

Something a father should never say to his daughter... Awkward.

loserman67 35

Friday 24 January 2014 22:02

WOW, your dad is a creeper... sorry. Now you know what he thinks about when he jerks off at night. OOPS, sorry, that's an image you'll never wash out of your mind...

figures101 5

Friday 24 January 2014 22:09

Your going to have to post a pic for us that way we can tell if he was being ironic or genuinely creepy. (Operation big boob) underway now guys we wait...