By LLCK - 10/12/2012 10:13 - United States - Owatonna

Today, a lady on the bus came up to me and asked if she could sit down. Thinking she meant the seat next to me, I said sure. She meant my lap. FML
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IDontKnow10101 14

that's what all ladies want, right?

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andiewithlove 21

Tell her that seat isn't free. She's gotta dance for it.

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IDontKnow10101 14

that's what all ladies want, right?

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Airman1988 9

Perhaps she wanted to take a ride on his disco stick.

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ShyAnn29 14

The lady on the bus goes up and down, up and down, up and down, the lady on the bus goes up and down, all through the town.

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tygerarmy 35

It is. I had this happen to me when I was in high school.

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marcranger 28

How is this an FML? You usually have to pay for that.

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alwaysbored13 14

Imagine that the lady is 60 years old.

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andiewithlove 21

Tell her that seat isn't free. She's gotta dance for it.

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zachlibby 4

She probably found you attractive, be proud of that!

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poopshreds 10

I think old is missing in there! "an lady" doesn't quite sound right.

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lisa92_fml 2

I was thinking the same thing! Unless they just meant to put "a" lady but worded it wrong

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ICastillo 24

Hey old ladies need loving to Op. She just wanted to talk about the first thing that popped up.

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ICastillo 24

Thanks #21. I could of sworn it said old lady too.

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lorraineald 7

You win the entire internets.

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olpally 32

Yeah, you should apologize for sitting on op's lap! How rude! :)

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gc327072 30

If 11 was her then this FML wouldn't exist.

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olpally 32

You know I'm joking, right gc? Lol. Please tell me you're being sarcastic.

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KiddNYC1O 20

53- If op were your age.

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gc327072 30

Yea 59, I caught the sarcasm. Most often, I don't need tilde marks.

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