Work and Awkward: TMI

TMI

By Vkaz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

Today, in the men's room, a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML

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GodPart2 20

Thursday 2 October 2014 23:24

Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do

Crofty92 17

Thursday 2 October 2014 23:24

Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.

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illmatic2 16

Friday 3 October 2014 4:47

I've been there

rosiegp 5

Friday 3 October 2014 5:47

I feel like this would be way more embarrassing for him than it would be scarring for OP. F both of YLs

FullMetalAttck 5

Friday 3 October 2014 5:50

wow how insanely awkward I would have just walked it off like nothing happened

jd4955 3

Friday 3 October 2014 5:57

At least you didn't recognize it lol

extremereviews 26

Friday 3 October 2014 6:05

F his life

hurley12 30

Friday 3 October 2014 6:38

Sounds like a double FML to me

rosso700 14

Friday 3 October 2014 7:27

I think thAt was an fml moment for him too

pawelthink 14

Friday 3 October 2014 8:04

How could anyone click "you deserve it". Cruel

Rogerrr57 21

Friday 3 October 2014 9:06

Maybe he did it on purpose... wink wink

rissburns 9

Friday 3 October 2014 9:39

Hahahahahahahahaha #awks!!!!!

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