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By Vkaz - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Tampa

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Today, in the men's room, a guy using the adjacent toilet dropped his phone, and it fell right next to my foot. The screen was facing upward, and looked like he was taking pictures of his junk in the office toilet. FML
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Top comments

GodPart2 20

Kick it back to him, it's the only decent thing to do

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Crofty92 17

Or maybe he was using the front camera to look over the stall.

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Comments

skyeyez9 24

Maybe he was advertising for you. I heard about gay guys soliciting other men for sex in public restrooms. It was a big problem in the town where I used to live.

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kitten1800 18

That possiblility disturbs me slightly o.o

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skyeyez9 24

I recall there being either a congressman or senator who was busted in a public restroom for soliciting for sex. Instead of a phone, he dropped his govt ID card into the next stall, bragging about being a politician and harassing the younger guy for a BJ.

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PoisonOrchid 21

I don't understand the big deal about him taking some dirty pics while at work. But apparently that's just me.

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brand125 17

yeah its just you. and the guy in the fml, you two should hook up

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captainsmegma 12

According to "Miss Manners Guide For All Occasions" the correct thing to do is pick up the phone snap a picture of your junk and politely return it.

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Eyalsh 32

can someone please explain how this is a FML? I don't mean it deserves FYL, it just shouldn't be on the website!! how did this pass moderation?

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cartedor 18

it never amazes me how weird and dodgy people are.

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kittymisfit 13

please tell me you sent it back to him with a pic of your own... of the contents of the toilet! ;)

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rdenkewicz 11

When using a urinal: Rule # 1: Just look straight ahead. Don't look to the side, don't talk to the guy next to you, just do what you gotta do and get out!

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danilynn6308 14

Better than him taking pictures of your junk.

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vikky538 28

may be the phone dropped while he is trying to take OP's junk...

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ARetardedSeal 24

should've told him to turn the flash on

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