eh, people do and say all sorts off weird stuff when they're partly asleep. He could just have easily been completely sober.

Sounds like Ambien. I've heard of multiple people doing this exact thing on Ambien.

My alcoholic step father used to piss everywhere but the toilet. Those were the days...

@33 Ambien was my 1st thought too. I've done some strange things on Ambien myself and not remembered anything. My husband hates me taking it. Only when absolutely needed if course.

I did this after a party one night. My roommate's gf was over too and it got all over her clothes. It was pretty epic. Didn't remember a thing the next morning and swore they were lying to me when they told me I pissed on the floor

73. That's ok though. You are a dog, a cute one at that. You don't hog the remote, or fart too much in bed... You are forgiven. ;)

A friend of mine once peed on my ironing board and clothes. He also woke up with no memory of it, but he was extremely drunk...

Yes. He was drunk. That's my husband for ya.

Why wouldn't you make him clean it up himself?! I certainly would have!

Hes drunk. No way he can clean it up

Because she is the wife

Sounds like a sweet guy

I pee what you did there.

Better to be pissed off than pissed on

2, 7, 23 urine luck...piss puns are in!

7, that was piss poor

53- piss off!

Some of these are very punderful and others just piss me off.

perfect pun for the situation

Was that a pun?

Ya know, the recent FML with the puppy and the young boy, MIHO, is a weak or small bladder. Not a territory issue.

I did. Maybe that bartender will clean it as she does it at her job.

exactly. SMH

Sarahs marble head?

This may seem sexist, but because she's the woman; it's what we do best. shocking, I know.

#34 I actually think she meant Sometimes Maps Happen. It is the new YOLO

Wondering the same thing. Make his ass clean it up. And I would make him wash your clothes. If he refuses then go piss on his clothes and get even.

I think she is trying to be a caring good wife

Responsibility is the word. Being a good wife by doing what he f*cked isn't getting their marriage in a good direction.

Where do you get in the fml that he is fat?

Or have an ass?

At least he didn't leave the toilet seat up...

That would be an extreme overreaction. Urine is comprised primarily of water and is typically sterile. Washing them should suffice.

Urine isn't sterile. It's only sterile before it comes out. Common misconception.

Aww man! Me and my dog were preparing for are first pee to nose action. Thanks for the heads up!