Miscellaneous: TMI

TMI

By awkwardturtle - 25/01/2013 05:31 - Canada - London

Today, I went to buy a birthday present for my boyfriend. While buying him a sweater, the cashier tried to up-sale me by asking if my boyfriend wore briefs or boxers, because both were on sale. Not thinking, I blurted out, "I don't know, they just come off." FML

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By Harmonia - 26/01/2009 10:09 - France

Today, I went shopping with my boyfriend. He tried on a pair of trousers which didn't fit, so he asked me to change them, so off I went. I returned with another pair for him to try on, found him bent over and blurted out, "What's with the terrible underwear?" I'd entered the wrong changing room. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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The Gap

By mimabee - 14/06/2011 13:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got a job at a trendy clothing store in the mall. Trying to be supportive, I went to visit him and tried something on. I got stuck in the jeans and had to call my boyfriend, who sent the manager to pull the jeans off me. FML

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By Diet_Water - 14/02/2016 05:01 - United States - Moreno Valley

Today, I wore my boyfriend's favorite shirt to surprise him and show him how sexy I look. He made me take it off and pay the bill for dry cleaner. FML

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You shouldn't have

By Anonymous - 18/08/2024 20:00 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend gave me a surprise gift. I was so excited until I opened it. It was the same exact sweater I bought for him last month, but in my size. He said, “I knew you liked it, so I got one for you too!” He didn’t remember that I already own one. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2016 14:50 - United Kingdom - Shepton Mallet

Today, my boyfriend told me he'd drive me to the jeweler's to pick out a ring. We drove there, I picked the ring, and the sales person rang it up. I glanced at my boyfriend, only for him to reply, "Well don't look at me!" FML

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Forever alone, episode 7864

By Anonymous - 01/04/2020 23:00

Today, I lied at a store when the checkout person told me the cologne I was buying was for men. I told him it was for my boyfriend. I haven't had a boyfriend in 2 years, I just wanted it to smell like one. FML

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By Cheap - 27/12/2009 08:34 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend wrote 50 dollars on my gift card just to look generous, it's really only worth five. I found this out after I tried to buy an arm full of clothes. FML

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Silver linings

By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 19:06 - United States

Today, I was at the mall with my friend when I saw my boyfriend in Victoria's Secret - with another girl. They were joking and laughing, and I was really pissed off. So I stormed into the store and slapped him. He looked up at me with an angry and confused expression. It wasn't my boyfriend. FML

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Wederoney 16

Friday 25 January 2013 12:06

Besy response ever!

oj101 33

Friday 25 January 2013 12:06

Uh oh, a Freudian slip. It only happens to the best of us. Don't worry OP :)

Comments

GayMatt 22

Friday 25 January 2013 12:59

That's hilarious!

DocBastard 38

Friday 25 January 2013 13:09

It shouldn't have mattered because who the **** buys briefs as a gift for their boyfriend? If anything, you'd be buying him silk boxers.

thats_my_job 11

Friday 25 January 2013 14:23

Yeah, that's not a girlfriend gift at all. Maybe a wife or mom but definitely not a girlfriend. Actually I take that back unless he's incapable of it, he should buy his own underware. My significant other might buy me Victoria Secret but he doesn't buy me regular underware.

yoursucklives 36

Friday 25 January 2013 15:00

i thought victoria's secret is normal underwear

limerx 1

Friday 25 January 2013 15:47

Wow. If your man is needs underWARE he must have an impressive tool.

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 25 January 2013 16:01

Or he's just lazy and she's tired of seeing his holey briefs.

breezyblue33 19

Friday 25 January 2013 13:11

That's hilarious! I can just imagine Emma Stone saying that in her raspy voice...You should have followed it with a wink. :p

Enslaved 36

Friday 25 January 2013 13:14

It's funny how guys are classed as boxer or brief type of guys-- and now boxer-briefs are added to the mix (but those are just longer briefs). Yet many girls wear all different styles of undies. :P