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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2010 08:55 - Australia

Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/10/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/10/2012 05:23 - United States

Today, while looking through the camera my boyfriend got me, I found a video of a girl giving him head. After screaming at him about it and breaking up with him, I realized the girl was a drunken me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, the girl that I have been trying to get with for over a year told me she was drunk and just gave her first blowjob to some guy. FML

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By aninnocentonlooker - 04/12/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML

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By vadoodoo22 - 15/01/2010 05:02 - France

Today, I was chatting with my girlfriend and I asked her to give me her phone to make a call since mine was dead. A text came in from someone and the name sounded familiar. My best friend has been dating my girlfriend longer than I have, and she gave him head. I kissed her earlier that day. FML

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Weird flex, but OK

By Anonymous - 16/02/2021 19:02 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I learned that my mother-in-law gives better head than my wife. How? It wasn't from my experience, but thanks to a casual conversation with my father. FML

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By Ah hell - 31/01/2009 14:43 - United States

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

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You deserved it 52 705

By finallyready - 08/01/2013 19:56 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I discovered after 11 months, my girlfriend is finally ready to have sex. I discovered this by walking in on her and one of my friends. FML

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By gng2fckngkilluyoufckngfckr - 03/08/2012 18:31 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML

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codisimus 2

Monday 27 September 2010 9:16

you should get head before you dump her

ILoveMyXbox 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:10

drinking certainly brings out the truth!

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FYLDeep 25

Monday 27 September 2010 9:33

Dump that ****.

FirstBornUnicorn 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:38

Sorry, but your girlfriend is a notorious *****.

FYLDeep 25

Monday 27 September 2010 9:53

His best friend brought her over to TGI Fridays.

serenity40 6

Monday 27 September 2010 9:42

ooh time for a new grilfriend. but first find out if she gives good head for yourself!

El_Mero_Mero 0

Monday 27 September 2010 9:45

how OP doesn't know?? everybody knows she gives good head, we called her chicken head aka head master aka the head doctor lol sorry op sucks to be you!

ramboman19 8

Monday 27 September 2010 9:46

dude...I'm sorry. She's a ****. and your "friend" is a douche. I hope you're done with her...and him.

katelynjoy 0

Monday 27 September 2010 12:07

I agree with 24; it's time to move on.

MAGNAVOX 0

Monday 27 September 2010 10:06

Get a bj from her, nut on her hair, dick slap her and tell her she sucks at giving head. Everything will be just fine after that.

twinkybandit 2

Monday 27 September 2010 13:25

LOL OP should def. do this!

2crazy2care 0

Monday 27 September 2010 10:34

Dump both there asses!

2crazy2care 0

Monday 27 September 2010 10:35

their

EODgf 7

Monday 27 September 2010 10:39

30- *they're

firechildredhead 0

Monday 27 September 2010 10:42

wrong

MaCOOLiT 5

Monday 27 September 2010 11:04

correction FAIL. LOL FYL!! hahaha

M16a2 0

Monday 27 September 2010 12:37

their*

succubusprime 0

Monday 27 September 2010 12:34

Give her a test ride, then pass her to the next friend in line.

pADRe_fml 2

Monday 27 September 2010 14:10

2 bad...

tboy3500 0

Tuesday 28 September 2010 0:37

I like the way u think

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Same thing different taste

Inappropriate

Weird flex, but OK

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