Intimacy: TMI

TMI

By SoggyPancakes - 11/03/2009 19:49 - United States

Today, I decided to call my wife while she was having a private lunch with my parents. I began to tell her all the nasty things I was going to do to her in bed. Halfway through my fantasy, she giggled and told me that she was going to take me off speakerphone. FML

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By kitkat545 - 15/06/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2014 03:17 - United States

Today, I was talking dirty with my husband over the phone while he was out of town. I started to verbally act out his fantasy and got quite into it. I was returned with silence. Embarrassed, I tried to hang up. Turns out the call had already been dropped, five minutes prior. FML

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By Something I said? - 05/11/2013 15:26 - United States - Bronx

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/05/2012 20:34 - Netherlands - Kerkrade

Today, I called my boyfriend during his lunch break. He started to place his order at a fast food joint, and trying to be funny, I started moaning sexily after each part of his order. I eventually realised I was on speaker when I heard snickering in the background. FML

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By StretchNuts - 11/03/2010 12:50 - United States

Today, while getting it on with my wife, I started to talk dirty to her. She started laughing. When I asked her if she wanted me to stop, she just kept on laughing. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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The Wire

By whorica139 - 02/09/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I told my friend over videochat every explicit detail of what I had in store for my boyfriend later on in the day. I only realized afterwards that her whispering during the story was her way of trying to tell me her dad was in the room listening to the whole thing. FML

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By 0ros - 12/09/2009 22:13 - United States

Today, my wife and I were doing it when the phone rang. She answered it, and rode me while carrying on a more than a five minute conversation with her father. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

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By unbelievable208 - 05/08/2009 05:28 - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. It was just me and her. Things began to get heated, and we started doing it on the living room couch. Near the end of it, I whispered in her ear, "Who's your daddy?" I then heard behind me, "I am." FML

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lolol182 4

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:23

why the hell would she leave it on? infront of your parents, no less

Chrisham 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 1:24

#1: That's the point... She let his parents listen in

Comments

horyo 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 8:55

Better your parents than kids.

scarlett_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 15:21

WHAT is wrong with your parents that they didn't shout at your girlfriend not tobe such a tool?

scarlett_fml 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 15:37

Susitute Wife for GF in above post...

_Elizabeth_ 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 19:39

Hmm. Can't you tell when you're on speaker? Maybe not everyone..anyway, HAHAHAHA. I agree with #30. And maybe refrain from saying stuff when you know she's with your parents?

holynemesis1208 3

Thursday 12 March 2009 20:05

your father must have been so proud.

cmoney09 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 21:37

Haha, that sucks man, but you gotta laugh! but maybe next time you should just save that sortof dirty talk for a text message, or actually the bed! lol! I feel ya though.

housemaster 0

Thursday 12 March 2009 21:57

that b*tch!

love_to_lose09 0

Friday 13 March 2009 6:25

I use to call my ex-fiance all the time and talk very very dirty to him while he was out in public. I LOVED thinking of him all hard with a bunch of people around him :P

Sessee 4

Friday 13 March 2009 12:50

1. Why would you call her in the middle of lunch with your parents? 2. Why would you call her to "tell her all the nasty things you were going to do to her in bed" in the middle of lunch with your parents?