Toan is stored in the balls

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my Dad's banjo arrived, as part of his mid-life crisis. It would be fine if he could play it but unfortunately he's tone deaf. He hasn't stopped playing it for the last 4 hours. FML
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ollie179 21

*twang* *twang* Wow! I'm really good at this!

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loserman67 35

Wait until dad goes to the bathroom, then cut the strings, then run away. When he comes looking act all sorry, even work up a tear or two to show dad how bad you feel that he was sold a defective banjo. Something like this: DAD..."Look what happened to my banjo! Do you know anything about this?" YOU... "No dad. OH MY GOD, what happened? Dad, those bastards sold you a defective banjo (sniff, sniff). I saw a show about the banjo scammers on 60 minutes (small sobbing cry). You had better return that right away. Besides dad, you're wayyy to intelligent and talented to play the banjo. I think a man of your abilities needs to do something cool, like model ship building. You would rock at that!"

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Rickrollol_fml 0

Not the banjo!

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writergirl23 19

Whatever you do, don't tell him that if he's going through a midlife crisis o.O

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cascott325 0

tone deaf means you can't hear the tone of your own voice

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blink_kid 32

Feel yah bro. My dad bought a didgeridoo to help him through hid midlife crisis. No one deserves this.

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hberri331 18

Maybe the banjo should have an accident ;)

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