Toan is stored in the balls

By anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, my Dad's banjo arrived, as part of his mid-life crisis. It would be fine if he could play it but unfortunately he's tone deaf. He hasn't stopped playing it for the last 4 hours. FML
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ollie179 21

*twang* *twang* Wow! I'm really good at this!

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loserman67 35

Wait until dad goes to the bathroom, then cut the strings, then run away. When he comes looking act all sorry, even work up a tear or two to show dad how bad you feel that he was sold a defective banjo. Something like this: DAD..."Look what happened to my banjo! Do you know anything about this?" YOU... "No dad. OH MY GOD, what happened? Dad, those bastards sold you a defective banjo (sniff, sniff). I saw a show about the banjo scammers on 60 minutes (small sobbing cry). You had better return that right away. Besides dad, you're wayyy to intelligent and talented to play the banjo. I think a man of your abilities needs to do something cool, like model ship building. You would rock at that!"

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Fernyys 0

Why not look for banjo lessons for him to attend?

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MissRoxiie 12

Time to get a pair of noise cancelation headphones ;)

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BobsUrAunty 2

maybe he's just practicing for when he finally lets your boyfriend marry you, and wants to play at your wedding :o

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unluckiestperson_fml 14

I don't know if you're a troll or just stupid. Either way, wow.

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wriptidez 0

that not a mid life crisis its a hobby! what do u want him to do? wither away?

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Music_Goddess 0

Don't worry for someone who's never played...playing for four hours straight will cause extreme blisters...the noise should subside soon...lol

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Miss_Attitude96 24

The banjo should "mysteriously disappear", if you get my drift.

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