Miscellaneous: Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond....

By Anonymous - 03/08/2015 15:29 - United States

Today, a bunch of friends and I went skinny dipping in a pond. The guys all grabbed the ladies' underpants and waved then around. My bloody pad was inside of one of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2013 19:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML

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By annonymous - 28/02/2010 06:31 - France

Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML

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By criminal tit offender - 31/08/2013 16:25 - United States - Bessemer

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my friends. At one point, I jokingly pointed out how one of them had the smallest boobs of us all. She calmly got out of the pond, dried herself, scooped up our clothes and phones, and drove off in her car. The cops she called arrived soon after. FML

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By Men '86 - 24/07/2011 06:41 - Canada

Today, I went skinny dipping with my friends. A security man drove up the dock we were on with his bike. After informing us that the dock was closed, and noticing all of our swimsuits on the dock, he refused to move his flashlight beam from us in the water. FML

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He needs them more than you

By cjj325 - 20/03/2009 23:35 - United States

Today, I went skinny-dipping with my best friend. We were on the beach and it was fairly crowded but we got in the water at this really secluded area. While we were swimming I looked up to see a homeless man wearing my clothes, walking away. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2012 17:19 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML

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By ydahs - 08/05/2009 21:17 - United States

Today, while in the hot tub with my friends, my gum fell out of my mouth and I had no idea where it went. Later that night I realized it had fallen down my swimsuit and had become adhered to my pubic hairs which then stuck to my underwear. FML

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I'll bite

By Loser - 29/06/2018 13:30 - United States - Winona

Today, I was skinny dipping with some cute girls from school, one of which I really like. Everything was great until I caught a fish on my own personal nightcrawler and they had to take me to the ER. I'll forever be known as "Salmon Dick". FML

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By asdfBUTT - 06/03/2012 01:36 - United States

Today, I went swimming in a pond. I came out covered in leeches. Terrified, I screamed, flailed about and cried out for help until half a dozen people ran over. One of them was kind enough to point out that those leeches I was so afraid of were actually patches of mud. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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Saqib332 11

Monday 3 August 2015 23:29

Bloody Hell.

kells1124 14

Monday 3 August 2015 23:46

the string would be hanging out if she went skinny dipping lol and the pad wouldn't have been bloody if she had a tampon. ^

Comments

oliviaaclairee 13

Saturday 8 August 2015 2:45

yes, period into the water, like nature intended... no. you're gross. you deserved it.

mbock 15

Saturday 8 August 2015 13:35

everyone knows that attracts bears!!!!! be careful next time

warender2 2

Monday 10 August 2015 21:06

that's you for going skinny dipping on your period. and you let your friends swim around in your blood. That's not cool. You should've at least worn a tampon.

lunaangel 14

Tuesday 11 August 2015 1:09

and that's what they get for playing with your underpants

Azidoazide 5

Thursday 20 August 2015 18:57

Probably could have picked a better time to skinny dip - embarrassing nonetheless :(

TheLostCauseFML 40

Thursday 3 September 2015 6:07

Yeah... The monthly cycle and swimming does not mix. Lesson learned? lol

Tahiri 2

Sunday 13 September 2015 3:13

I don't think you should be embarrassed by your pad. It's natural, every woman goes through it

megs925 16

Tuesday 9 February 2016 13:26

YDI.blood doesn't "stop" coming out whilst in water. Just gets diluted fairly quickly.

night13 3

Sunday 30 October 2016 0:18

you're ****** up in the head. why would you go swimming and not use a tampon?! Your pussy blood is contaminating the water that obviously other ppl are swimming in. if I was with you, I would've ditched you and taken your clothes for some shit like that.