Transportation: Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed,...

By AV - 30/01/2016 10:30 - Bulgaria - Tsaratsovo

Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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Great start to the day

By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 02:01

Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:41

How bad of a town to be in to think you've been shot? FYL

badbitch23 15

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:41

Well, at least you didn't get shot.

Comments

FluffyNutella 14

Monday 1 February 2016 1:01

Здраве!

kevinjiang 13

Monday 1 February 2016 1:57

Well how you feel better...

unsealingkale 18

Monday 1 February 2016 3:33

If you're embarrassed by being surprised, PLEASE don't be. The other day I was washing my hands and screamed bloody murder when I accidentally activated the hand dryer. It just means you're alert.

picax8398 12

Monday 1 February 2016 4:35

What kind of car was it?

smoothies14 32

Monday 1 February 2016 5:52

My first thoughts would be a firecracker or someone shooting birds but dang...it sucks to pee your pants but worse to live with that kind of fear.

samlovesham1234 9

Monday 1 February 2016 6:00

At least nothing came out the other end. Next time have a plastic bag handy if that happens and just go commando if it happens again. It's good to air things out down there sometimes.

Oh_bother44 11

Monday 1 February 2016 6:10

It's disheartening that people live in violent areas where the first thought at a loud noise is gunfire and not the more general "wtf was that"

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 1 February 2016 16:45

People who live in those areas know the difference between a car and a gunshot. They also know that gunshots hurt.

courtney_leath 14

Monday 1 February 2016 17:14

At least nobody knew lol

halpme 3

Wednesday 3 February 2016 21:34

haha. I've ridden my mini bike and a 420cc (DON'T JOKE ABOUT 420) ATV. both have backfired before, and it's cares the crap out of me every time. it's not as loud on smaller engines as an actual gunshot, but idk about car engines