Transportation: Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed,...

By AV - 30/01/2016 10:30 - Bulgaria - Tsaratsovo

Today, a car backfired as I waited for my bus and I screamed, thinking I'd been shot. The only thing more humiliating than that was the pissy underwear I had to go back home to change out of. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2023 14:00

Today, while driving my son and his friend home, I was so frantic to pee, I was bouncing up and down in my seat. I stopped and ran into a store but it was too late. There was a line and I made it 11 seconds. I was radiating heat from the humiliation of walking past dozens of people after peeing my pants. I even apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2010 10:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on a crowded bus on the way back from my boyfriend's when I suddenly had a terrible nose bleed. I had no tissues, so instead I had to use last night's underwear from my bag. FML

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By militiousroflcopter - 01/03/2010 22:04 - United States

Today, I had to catch a shuttle bus. I awoke to the sound of a car horn. I ran out in my boxers and saw a bus take off down the road. I chased it, thinking I had missed my bus. I realized I hadn't only when I saw frightened kids in the back of the bus. FML

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By Username - 27/01/2011 17:40 - Romania

Today, I was running late for school because I had a huge stomach ache. To save on time, I took a taxi. When the taxi driver hit a bump, I lost control of my bowels and shit myself. Not only do I have to wash my underwear in the sink at school now, but I had to pay the driver extra to remove the smell from his car. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/04/2016 13:38 - United States

Today, the coach bus I was riding almost crashed. I was using the restroom at the time. The bus braked so hard, I peed all over the wall and splashed my shirt. Nobody wanted to sit anywhere near me after that. FML

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By forgotten - 21/09/2010 22:16 - United States

Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2018 19:30 - United States - Greenville

Today, while wearing a sexy pair of undies for my partner and taking him out on a nice dinner, I trusted a fart walking from the car to the restaurant and shit myself. FML

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By Ihatebuses - 14/06/2018 19:00

Today, while getting on a city bus, I sat down on a urine-soaked seat. FML

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By ohshootgirl - 04/10/2010 02:06 - United States

Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2021 02:01

Today, I had to catch a bus to work, as my car had to be taken in yesterday. The bad drivers always upset my stomach with their instant stop/start driving style. I felt a burp coming on, but it turned out to be projectile vomit that filled my mask right up and poured down my shirt and pants. FML

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Ethan_Anonymous 28

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:41

How bad of a town to be in to think you've been shot? FYL

badbitch23 15

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:41

Well, at least you didn't get shot.

Comments

happypenguins 24

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:36

That's awkward

awildwhisper 30

Sunday 31 January 2016 7:50

I hope you didn't miss your bus after all that.

shesaywha 19

Sunday 31 January 2016 13:35

was #1 there as well!?!

nonsensical 26

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:38

I'm hoping all this went unseen...

ertyert 12

Sunday 31 January 2016 7:10

hopefully......

thefaekitten 29

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:39

This reminds me of that one episode of Friends.

Ethan_Anonymous 28

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:41

How bad of a town to be in to think you've been shot? FYL

bstarqueen 16

Sunday 31 January 2016 9:25

West side of Chicago can do that to you.

Kiernan151 25

Sunday 31 January 2016 14:25

He lives in Bulgaria though #23.

zeffra13 31

Sunday 31 January 2016 18:25

I think if OP lived in a rough neighborhood, he wouldn't assume he was the one shot. He'd look around to see who to move away from. I'd assume he lives in a good neighborhood where you so rarely hear cars backfire, you forget they make that noise too.

pandalover69 26

Sunday 31 January 2016 19:12

Look up what's going on in Bulgaria right now. American news isn't talking about it.

badbitch23 15

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:41

Well, at least you didn't get shot.

HeatherCorinne 14

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:44

Now you know how you would react to being shot. Let's just be thankful that it didn't really happen

Chadica 17

Sunday 31 January 2016 12:50

I don't think this is the exact reaction they would have to being shot...because you know, it can kill you.

Badkarma4u 17

Monday 1 February 2016 16:40

No now we know how op would react to a loud noise. Having a bullet tear though his body might be different

MaydayParadexx 18

Sunday 31 January 2016 6:49

That was a wild ride from start to finish

SoBeSatan 22

Sunday 31 January 2016 7:02

Wow, OP! What kind of neighbourhood do you dwell in? I hope you were able to do this discretely!

kaitlynjane 28

Sunday 31 January 2016 7:07

Why do you think someone would want to shoot you?

FSGInsainity 15

Sunday 31 January 2016 7:11

You just assumed you were shot? Rough neighborhood.

zeffra13 31

Sunday 31 January 2016 18:22

I think if OP lived in a rough neighborhood, he wouldn't assume he was the one shot. He'd look around to see who to move away from. I'd assume he lives in a good neighborhood where you rarely hear cars backfire.