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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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Anger issues much?

By justhatelife - 09/12/2016 14:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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Scary

By Adan - 04/12/2012 21:34 - United States - Monroe

Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

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It doesn't exist

By getafucktoysomewhereelsedude - 16/05/2013 20:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML

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Freaked out

By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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Blizzicus 20

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:53

how old is this kid

KeannaLove 32

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:53

Be grateful you're on his good side OP.

Comments

vuduguru 5

Wednesday 2 October 2013 5:03

what are you doing? I wholeheartedly agree, report that lil ******, all we need is more deaths in schools, even if he wasn't serious that kid needs counseling!

mrlb94 6

Wednesday 2 October 2013 6:24

Have you ever heard of this thing we have called the Police? Report it to them or the principle/dean and report it to the local Law Enforcement Agency. This students remarks could lead to a mass shooting at your school, so report it, even if you think they're joking.

chynnatownn 11

Wednesday 2 October 2013 7:16

Accessory to murder?

mooman36 15

Wednesday 2 October 2013 8:58

The kid sounds autistic. Anger is common in people like us, I myself have had to deal with this problem. Mention to the parents who think it might be worth getting him checked out at a doctors. If they're like my parents they might not, but it is better for him if you do. A horrid thing to have to deal with on your own.

gloryrawr 8

Thursday 3 October 2013 4:26

He has some diagnoses on record which are being supervised and usually he's working with someone trained to help him stay focused and following the rules without stressing out.

asylumlane 23

Wednesday 2 October 2013 12:01

I think it's time for a meeting with the counselor, principal, and his parents. Although it might be harmless now, continuing with such thoughts as he grows older may lead to some serious problems.

chaosincarnate 8

Wednesday 2 October 2013 15:33

I've watched enough shows to know this will end badly.

BobbieH 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 16:28

Why did you allow a student to hold your hand? The kid obviously overreacted, but why did you provide comfort to a student by allowing a touch at all? You put your self in the situation and then allowed the kid to hold your hand. You deserve to hear the overreaction of a child.

gloryrawr 8

Thursday 3 October 2013 4:30

I didn't offer my hand. He's always making unwelcome physical contact with adults. He often pulls my wedding ring off when I'm not paying attention. Unfortunately it was my job to get him where he was supposed to go and I wasn't about to leave 39 other kids unattended while 1 threw a tantrum.