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By Anonymous - 01/10/2013 16:36 - United States - El Cajon

Today, a coworker at school yelled at one of our students to be quiet. The kid got pretty upset, so I went to comfort him. He held my hand for the rest of the class, telling me in vivid detail how he was going to kill my coworker. Now I'm afraid to look at him. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2022 22:00

Today, I was teaching and a boy sitting in front kept laughing and smiling, even after I asked him to cut it out. I got so annoyed that I jokingly said I'd knock his teeth out, and asked him to leave the class. The kid went to the principal and told him I intended to hurt him. I'm a college professor. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/05/2012 19:30 - Sweden - G?teborg

Today, I had to pick my son up from school after he beat the crap out of another student. The words that made him go nuts were apparently, "You mad, bro?" FML

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Anger issues much?

By justhatelife - 09/12/2016 14:49 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my coworker got angry at a mean customer. She came to the back where I work and started punching the wall repeatedly. When I tried to intervene and stop her from breaking her hand, she punched me in the stomach and uppercut me. FML

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By gettinganF - 23/05/2016 11:57 - United States - Severn

Today, while in class, my friend would not stop annoying me by tapping me on the shoulder every so often. After the fifth time, I lost my patience, told him to F off, and slapped his hand. Only it wasn't my friend tapping my shoulder this time, it was my teacher. FML

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Scary

By Adan - 04/12/2012 21:34 - United States - Monroe

Today, my boss was telling everyone that he knew a guy who went to a college at which multiple people were shot and killed recently. Being extremely socially awkward and uncomfortable, I blurted, "That's awesome." Now everyone in the office is terrified of me. FML

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It doesn't exist

By getafucktoysomewhereelsedude - 16/05/2013 20:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML

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Freaked out

By radioinvader - 28/10/2012 12:29 - Canada - Kingston

Today, my coworker and I were sitting and eating lunch. We noticed a little kid kept staring at us, and every time we looked away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us, I looked and was startled enough to jump. The parents were three tables down, laughing uncontrollably. FML

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Weird guy

By thinkimquitting - 25/06/2012 21:49 - Australia - Yarraville

Today, my boss grabbed my arm, raised it above my head, closed my other hand into a fist, and pushed it into his armpit. After staring at me for several seconds, he winked and left without saying a word. This isn't the weirdest thing he's done, and I'm actually starting to fear for my safety. FML

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Worst prank ever

By Dexter - 21/05/2023 18:00

Today, I was in school when I got up to ask the teacher a question. For no reason, the guy sitting next to me punched me in the gut so hard I collapsed and saw stars. The teacher simply rolled her eyes and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2018 18:30

Today, I was in school when a guy grabbed my breast, so I swore at him and shoved him away. I got detention and he walked away unpunished. FML

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Blizzicus 20

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:53

how old is this kid

KeannaLove 32

Tuesday 1 October 2013 22:53

Be grateful you're on his good side OP.

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Tessa_11 19

Wednesday 2 October 2013 0:07

Well that's nice you went to comfort him. At least your on his good side... And if the coworker ends up missing...you know who to blame... Lol

marinewife01 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 1:25

And you reported it, right?!

gloryrawr 8

Thursday 3 October 2013 4:35

Yes. Everyone's been informed and follow up appointments have been set with the appropriate professionals.

akakennedy 16

Wednesday 2 October 2013 1:54

And you let him continue to give you details? Maybe you're going to use them for yourself! ;)

jh921971 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 2:16

You need to tell his parents.

XxQuartersxX 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 2:56

Id shit myself.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 2 October 2013 3:00

I think you better alert administration about this...

Sweetpea22 14

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:26

You need to tell someone. That kid needs help

jrock9093 18

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:42

Maybe he has issues and if this is college maybe he is a vet with PTSD and if younger talk to a counselor right away

bronzewolf2 7

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:52

we need a specialist DOCTOR PHIL OPRAH SOMEBODY.

lanco_fml 10

Wednesday 2 October 2013 4:55

time to escalate

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