By Anonymous - 06/11/2009 03:29 - Australia

Today, a customer complimented me on how good I looked for my age. She thought I was in my forties. I'm 18. FML
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perdix 29

Just think, when you reach 40, you'll look good for someone who should have died 10 years ago. You could be the hottest cougar at your high school prom.

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allmidnighteyes 10

meth combined with a lack of sleep will do that to ya but hey, at least you can fool guys into thinking you're a cougar now! rawrrr

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erowlyn 0

everone say I look older too

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hXcsoccerplaya 0

haha the roflcopters are defintely lolerskating

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saucey12 1

you old hag lololol u better start putting on make up lol

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sophence 0

Make-up is suprisingly ageing! Lots of young girls don't realise that, especially when they cake it on... Perhaps she wears too much make up? cover up the spots and a bit of mascara will do the trick, no need to put a full face on, or you will look 80! (I know this from experience!!)

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mileycyruslvrrrr 0

there was this girl at my school and she was 17 and she looked at least 45 but she didn't do drugs or smoke or anything. i thought she was a teacher until she was in one of my classes. so i don't think this is fake. but that does suck a lot. moisturize? haha i don't know. fyl. i look like i'm 14 but i'm really 18. i think that will be a good thing one day. yay. :)

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sugarpanda2 0

My friend was mistaken for her sister's mom and she's 12. O_O

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Sucks2beYouxD 0

How is this FML when someone assume you younger than you actually are? How is this FML?

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Puolukka 4

Huh??? The OP is really 18 years old and the woman thought she was 40, not the other way round...

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Jhronis 0

Think of it this way you get to be a cougar for about 30 years now

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DJLO 0

this doesnt make any sense. did you tell him you were forty? if he assumed you were then he wouldnt have said you looked good for your age, he wouldve just said you looked your age. you lie.

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sophence 0

This has happened to me... I was 13 (I was tall for my age and and early bloomer!) and I got mightily pissed off with older lads chatting me up thinking I was in my 20's. I took great pleasure out of loudly announcing I was sufficiently below the age of consent to get them sent to prison for a LONG time. Now however (bitter, bitter!) I look about 35 (I'm 20) and people seem so suprised to find out I'm not a "mature" student but in fact, straight out of 6th form.... I feel for this girl! I don't smoke or passive smoke, I eat my 5 a day and I gym 3 times a week - I think fate just hates me! :P

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