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By Unemployed - 02/06/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

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Today, I had to go to the ER because of a terrible allergic reaction I had to the cookies my "friend" made for me. She assured me several times that there were no nuts in them. Turns out, she put nuts in them on purpose, to see whether or not I was really allergic. FML

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By FreeOfCharge - 21/09/2009 06:06 - Canada

Today, I got a client who ordered ice cream. She seemed really nice and I thought maybe she was into me. When I asked if she wanted peanuts for an additional 50 cents, she said no. Trying to be nice, I added them anyway free of charge. I later had to call the ambulance. She was allergic. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my boss's kids. I brought chocolate for them and the youngest said he had never had chocolate and didn't want any. I told him he should always try new things and should eat it. He did. He's allergic. FML

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By phlyingphuck - 19/07/2009 15:12 - United States

Today, I had a serious allergic reaction to the food I ate at a Chinese restaurant that supposedly didn't contain peanuts. According to my waitress, peanut oil "doesn't count". FML

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By Anonymous - 08/12/2009 20:18 - United States

Today, I went to the ice cream shop after dinner. I am deathly allergic to nuts so I picked the vanilla. I take one bite and feel something crunchy, and see what I thought was an almond in the cup. I spit out the icecream in a panic. Good news? It wasn't an almond. Bad news? It was a cockroach. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/08/2010 17:06 - Canada

Today, my aunt asked me to babysit my cousin. She gave me a warning that he says he's allergic to foods to get out of eating them. When I brought out my homemade cooking, he told me he was allergic, so I made him eat it anyway. Turns out he WAS allergic. FML

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By onlyolivia - 05/10/2016 14:43 - United States - Elkridge

Today, I finally got the courage to ask my boss why the flowers I got her for her birthday the other day were in the conference room and not her office. She told me she was allergic to them and she had such a bad reaction that it made her go home early. I made my boss sick on her birthday. FML

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Thursday 2 June 2011 12:19

She really should have told you she was allergic to almonds. Didn't she see them in the sundae?

EffinToofer 3

Thursday 2 June 2011 12:20

You should know what's in what you're eating. Especially if you have any allergies. That was not on you, OP. You were just doing your job the way you were taught to do it.

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theBadWolf 0

Tuesday 7 June 2011 2:27

Honestly? I'm allergic to all nuts and I think it's my responsiblity, not some random stranger's, to make sure I don't eat something I'm allergic to. Here's the other thing. HOW STUPID IS SHE that she doesn't notice a buttload of nuts on her sundae???

lakers2thetop 3

Tuesday 7 June 2011 22:20

The almonds were there to disguise the anthrax and rat poison

bjgriem 0

Saturday 11 June 2011 17:28

I'm an asst manager at a DQ that is why they have signs stating nuts maybe used! and a description of what's in the ice cream so they sue you!

puppyXluvz123 9

Friday 29 July 2011 19:42

Today, i ordered the almond nutty suprise at a local icecream shop. i had a alergic reaction to the almonds, knowing i was alergic to almonds. so i complained and got the order taker in trouble with their boss. FML

DiscoKiller 4

Friday 27 July 2012 13:19

kick her in the ****

simsgirlgem 25

Wednesday 14 November 2012 4:02

This woman should have ******* mentioned she had a nut allergy its her fault not yours

JamieLT 22

Thursday 16 May 2013 5:34

On one hand, nuts are a very common allergy. So your company should prob not put them on, or ask if it's ok. On the other hand, she should be more aware of what she's eating.

iraisadumbass 14

Monday 9 November 2015 3:10

That's why people should always alert servers of their allergies. It's also probably best to ask if the customer wants nuts in case idiots like her come around.

Jpev 14

Sunday 21 February 2016 18:18

I feel this one. When I first started my first job a lady came in and ordered a patty melt. Being new, I only listed the toppings instead of the bread itself. She goes to pick it up and then complains that she is deathly allergic to rye bread.