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"Cocaine is a hell of a drug." - Rick James
Avocado is not a drug. I used to suck d*** for coke. And that's an addiction, man. Did you ever suck some dick for Avocado? Boo this man.
next time have a knife from the kitchen handy and go all crocodile Dundee on him.
Next time bring a bazooka with you.
Maybe the pizza slices were to big so he needed to cut them up?
O.O Well next time you know. Don't mess with a man's avacados.
Avocados are tasty! It's perfectly understandable. But seriously, that is a tad extreme. :/
Avacados on pizza, huh? Well, it sounds a bit odd, but I'm the type of person who prefers to try things before judging them.
Well of course he had a knife. Who the hell puts avocados on a pizza???
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He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.
This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?