By are these people even HUMAN? - 01/08/2013 15:18 - United States - Bristol

Today, a customer pulled a knife on me after I informed him that we'd run out of avocados to put on his pizza. FML
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UnluckyGenius 21

He was just offering to cut up some fresh pineapple for his pizza.

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Tylerj1124 12

This FML needs more closure... What happened after he pulled out the knife OP?

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buckdharma 36

Prisoner #1- What you in fer? Prisoner #2 -No freakin avocados fer my pizza. I told the little grease ball, I artichoke ya with yer own sausage after I take this knife anchovy it up yer meat hole! What you in fer? Prisoner #1- Fergetaboutit... I ain't toppin dat.

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timakinz 21

He wanted to show you how he got those scars...

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Emillllllllllie 7

If this happens regularly, get a new job. Like feeding tigers at a local zoo. :(

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TheLittleBear 19

Well, someone is really serious about getting his 5-a-day.

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candyycurnn 10

Obviously you don't mess with a mans avocados.

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subiedude08 17

Boy that escalated quickly

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swordidfate 13

That's called menacing, and it's against the law FYI

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Cazz91 21

Damn! I know avocado's are pretty awesome but that reaction was total over kill for a pizza. I am surprised that customer just didn't shank you and made a run for it as well.

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