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By McSlave - 18/01/2015 07:04 - Australia - Cammeray

Today, a customer tried to order a Zinger burger. I tried to explain that he was at McDonald's and that the Zinger is a KFC burger. He accused me of lying to him and tried to report me to my manager. FML

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By I hate my job - 08/06/2013 22:20 - United States

Today, at work, a customer came in and ordered a "Butterbeer Frappuccino." When I said we serve no such thing, she yelled at me for "lying" to her, saying she knew about our "secret menu." She ended up complaining to my manager and demanded that he fire me. FML

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Clever boy

By NewlyChildaphobic - 17/11/2009 14:50 - Ireland

Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML

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By PickleJuice - 23/07/2022 06:00 - United States

Today, at Burger King, I was coming back from break. A customer screamed at me because she ordered a double cheeseburger without pickles, and they were put on anyway. She threw it in my face. My face was covered in ketchup mustard and pickle. Did I mention I was on a break and had nothing to do with this? FML

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By hamburglar - 11/08/2016 18:46 - United States - Irving

Today, I ordered two double cheeseburgers from McDonald's and asked for one of them without pickles so they would think I was ordering for two people. Both burgers were for me. FML

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By first time at McDonald's in months... - 27/03/2013 05:04 - United States

Today, I was at McDonald's. As I left the counter with the food, I heard the cashier mutter, "Fat ass." I turned around and demanded to see the manager. Once he came and heard the situation, he looked at me and said, "Well, it's not like he's wrong, right?" FML

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By fatty - 29/04/2015 01:36 - United States - West Chester

Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML

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I'm lovin' it

By Anonymous - 23/08/2020 17:09

Today, as usual, I worked at McDonald's. Although I tried to diffuse the situation, an old man was absolutely furious, and punched me in the face over BBQ sauce. FML

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By Anaconda - 07/03/2017 14:00

Today, I ordered a plain cheeseburger. The cashier was confused, so I explained, "Just meat and cheese." When I got my food, my burger didn't have a bun. FML

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That's no excuse

By Anonymous - 15/04/2021 08:00

Today, a customer yelled at me because I wouldn’t sell her a boneless chicken bucket with extra fries, beans, coleslaw and Pepsi. I work at Subway. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 01:25 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, when making a delivery for the restaurant I work for, a customer shoved and yelled at me because she didn't get any fries with her order. She didn't order any, which isn't unusual, considering we're a Chinese takeaway and don't even sell them. FML

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Monday 19 January 2015 0:23

Customer: Then I'll take a burrito. OP: That's Taco Bell sir. Customer: Then what about a Whopper? OP: That's Burger King. Customer: In that case I'll just have a Frosty. OP: That's Wendy's. Customer: Fine! Then just give me something edible! OP: I can't do that sir. Customer: WHY NOT!!!! OP: Because this is McDonald's.

lowkeybelieber 7

Monday 19 January 2015 0:18

He sounds like a McShithead

Comments

octinate 17

Monday 19 January 2015 0:36

Set Ronald McDonald loose on him

Brandi_Faith 33

Monday 19 January 2015 6:25

Sounds like you're pretty sure they keep him chained up somewhere in the back just for these purposes.

False_Stupidity 41

Monday 19 January 2015 21:11

It's a funny thought, having a rabid clown locked up in a dingy back room ready to be set loose on the customers that are too stupid to live.

netflixislove 32

Monday 19 January 2015 0:37

The customer is almost never right

hope1103 20

Tuesday 20 January 2015 22:13

My favorite customer being stupid was when a woman called (I work at Chick-fil-A) and she cussed me out because her McDouble didn't have bacon

_delaneybear 20

Monday 19 January 2015 0:42

Sorry OP. people can be stupid. He must've been a huge McDick.

bigdaddyyumyum7 2

Monday 19 January 2015 0:43

YDI for working at mcdonalds

kirbs19 37

Monday 19 January 2015 0:50

Ugh some people are just so stupid!

blindkid1790 12

Monday 19 January 2015 0:55

some people are just morons

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 19 January 2015 1:12

He be illin.

ohSNAPyall 26

Monday 19 January 2015 6:09

In the Run DMC song "You Be Illin'" a guy comes into Kentucky Fried Chicken and orders "small fries, Big Mac!" This is the opposite of that. Whatever, my comment is brilliant.