Work: Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said...

By Anonymous - 16/07/2016 09:34 - Canada - Winnipeg

Today, a customer tried to return some pricey lingerie. She said she didn't have the packaging, but had never worn them. The skidmark I accidentally touched begged to differ. FML

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By mando - 06/10/2011 15:14 - Australia

Today, at work, I refused a customer a refund because there was nothing wrong with the item, and she didn't have the packaging. I then watched as she and her son rummaged through a public bin for the packaging. When I refused her again, she called me a "fucking idiot". FML

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Thanks, I hate it

By n77 - 23/04/2011 02:17 - Switzerland

Today, at work, a customer went to try on a pair of pants. A few minutes later, she hurriedly returned and put the pants back on the shelf without saying anything. I later found out she'd come down with a bout of diarrhea and apparently didn't want to pay for the dry-cleaning. Glamorous. FML

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I'm a mess

By Anonymous - 02/10/2020 23:01

Today, I went in to return a pack of socks. The cashier told me I couldn't return them. Then, I thought that she hadn't given the unreturnable socks back to me, even though she had, so I ended up getting all hormonal and angry over their return policy. When I got home, my mom got on my case too. FML

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Don't engage with the nutjobs

By MsBeaufont - 25/08/2022 16:00 - United States

Today, a customer came to make a return - a bag full of clothes without tags that weren’t from our store. I kindly told her she couldn’t return them. She had a full blown meltdown, pulled down her pants, urinated and defecated on the ground. Security escorted her out. My coworker and I had to clean it up. FML

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Fashion Police

By asshole - 29/04/2020 20:00

Today, I called a company to see why the dress I’d ordered for my best friend hadn’t been delivered. After doing some digging and ruining the surprise, it turns out it had been. Her boyfriend opened the package, deemed the dress "too slutty" and threw it out. He refuses to pay me back. FML

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By danskinnow - 05/10/2009 02:01 - United States

Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML

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By ewwy - 10/10/2010 06:54 - United States

Today, I returned a friend's jacket after borrowing it. I made sure to wash it and keep it clean. When he went to put it on, a pair of my granny panties fell out of the sleeve. FML

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Nice try

By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01

Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML

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By unicorn_skies - 18/01/2014 08:33 - United States - Yorba Linda

Today, I bought a new, expensive dress for a date. I left the tag on and hidden in hopes of returning it later. Someone saw it and ripped it off for me to "save me from embarrassment." FML

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By LaundryVictim - 15/06/2016 20:50

Today, I picked up my laundry from the wash-and-fold and proceeded to put everything away. I noticed a hand towel that wasn't mine and made a mental note to return it; turned out they'd given me someone else's boxers as well. My boyfriend doesn't believe me. FML

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abbyade 21

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:28

Some people are absolutely disgusting and do not know when to stop. I hope you showed her those marks..I wonder what excuse she will come up with.

mnshdw818 3

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:24

That's nasty. Hope you declined to return that. Yuck.

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miaaxoxxo 16

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:23

that's disgusting...

mnshdw818 3

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:24

That's nasty. Hope you declined to return that. Yuck.

tyler_the_asiann 16

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:27

Who leaves a skid mark the first time they wear something?... That they intend to return?

abbyade 21

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:28

Some people are absolutely disgusting and do not know when to stop. I hope you showed her those marks..I wonder what excuse she will come up with.

nonsensical 26

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:38

"It came like that! Why do you think I want to return it?" There's always an excuse.

IamAngryCoffee 14

Sunday 17 July 2016 7:38

"I dropped my chocolate bar on it"

MDoremis 38

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:30

There's only one thing you can do now: burn your hand. Just burn it off.

TheBadAndGnarly 19

Sunday 17 July 2016 0:48

The company I work for will not accept underwear for refunds for this exact reason whether they're unopened or not.

AnalBeads4U 20

Sunday 17 July 2016 1:13

You touched the skidmark? That sounds shitty.

unlucky_grump 4

Sunday 17 July 2016 1:15

Some people just don't understand a thing called "hygiene" that others find necessary.

HylianBadger 21

Sunday 17 July 2016 1:20

Sounds like she needs some lessons on how to wipe. That's disgusting!

krompf 3

Sunday 17 July 2016 1:33

Eww fyl

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