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By Anonymous - 19/06/2015 19:51 - United States - Seattle

Today, a cute guy asked me if I was single. When I said yes, he said "Yeah, you look like the type", and walked away. FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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You deserved it 2 942

By okaythen - 04/10/2013 09:37 - Egypt - Cairo

Today, a cute guy ditched his date and walked up to me, calling me beautiful. Not knowing how to reply, I just blushed. His date got angry and left. "Sorry. I take that back," he then said. "I was just trying to get rid of her. Thanks anyway." FML

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Dazed and confused

By criley - 24/06/2014 01:56 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, an attractive guy approached me and struck up a conversation. He was friendly and sweet, and gave me his number. As I walked away, my first thought was that someone had played a cruel joke on me. I've had such awful relationships that I can't recognize when someone is actually being sincere. FML

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You deserved it 6 540

By notnerb - 19/05/2009 10:13 - New Zealand

Today, I met up with a guy from a local dating site for coffee. He walked up, looked me over and said "Ummm, no", then walked off. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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You deserved it 8 392

By embarassed - 12/10/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML

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You deserved it 6 823

By NotCuteEnough - 24/08/2009 21:27 - United States

Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML

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"Nice guy"

By missseloit3 - 13/03/2018 19:00

Today, I met a nice guy who wanted to chat. I didn't want to be the bitchy type and throw him the "I have a boyfriend" line right away, so I conversed with him. When he asked was I single I, of course, said no. He yelled at me and made a huge scene about me leading him on. FML

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You deserved it 824

By Rejected. - 22/11/2009 17:49 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a party with my boyfriend of one year when an attractive girl walks over. She asks him, "Is this your girlfriend?" He replied "That depends... are you single?" FML

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You deserved it 3 942

writerchic85 25

Saturday 20 June 2015 14:30

There are people out there who can't feel good about themselves unless they're tearing others down. Shake it off and feel pity for him. He's probably not much of a person himself.

NYM88 26

Saturday 20 June 2015 14:34

You should've asked him if he was an asshole. No? Well you look like the type!

Comments

daemonsparta 16

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:08

trololol

Hop6e 22

Saturday 20 June 2015 20:54

Shoulda thrown something at his head. Asshole. Who the hell does stuff like that? It's just rude! I'm sorry. Being single isn't a negative thing and people that think so like him, are idiots.

babygirlprincess 17

Saturday 20 June 2015 23:49

what a dick

thesawgmizer 14

Sunday 21 June 2015 0:29

Just relish the fact that he is gay, cuz you are what you eat.

5irwinsofdw 5

Sunday 21 June 2015 4:56

Rekt.

Malecent 13

Sunday 21 June 2015 5:05

If the genders were changed everybody would be saying that she was funny...

BrotherPhil 35

Sunday 21 June 2015 11:45

Christ, what an asshole.

Szaszaspasz 26

Sunday 21 June 2015 17:47

You dodged a bullet, OP. Imagine what an asshole he would have been to you if you were actually in a relationship.

terrix7 13

Monday 22 June 2015 9:07

Okay, my honest opinion: He was going to hit on you, and then didn't know what to say after a pretty girl like you was actually available, so he said whatever came out of his mouth. Maybe he meant, "you look like my type" but it came out wrong.