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By ginkobiloba - 29/11/2016 11:01

Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML
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Same thing different taste

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I don't see how this is a problem...seems like a great way to avoid a sales pitch. Could be because it's happened to me before, and I've just gone with it. Blessings in disguise.

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Am I the only one who wouldn't have even opened the door? If I'm not expecting anyone and I see through the peephole that it's no one I know, I'm not even opening the door. Even weirder he came to your apartment, as most complexes don't allow soliciting.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

They just want your rent. Trust me.

TheyCallMeDamien 17

You say no and shut the door for the win. You answered truthfully and avoided a sales pitch you didn't want to hear.

I just now noticed OP's username. Now I can't help but wonder if that was what the guy was selling. I've heard of people going door-to-door selling vitamin supplements, so why not?

You should be so lucky. I haven't looked 22 since I was 12.

this happens to me all the time. I'm almost 25

I'm guessing you're fairly short 5'3" or or less and weigh about 100 lbs that's how big my wife was and she had that problem her whole life underestimated and judged she was still being carded at bars after she turned 30

In about eight years or so, you're going to be really happy every time someone thinks that about you. If you are young looking, enjoy it.

You should've just slammed the door a quick second after he said that.