You would think that people who comment on FML would be able to recognize sarcasm and snarkiness. Apparently not all of them.

I guess I understand that it may be patronizing, but I refuse to let others opinions of my actions, clothing or appearance offend me. Nor do I need or want their apology. And while you're holding your breath waiting for one, the world moves on. I look incredibly young for my age, I am short and also love wearing comfy pjs in my own home. Or wherever I so choose. When someone mistakes my age, I choose to take it as a compliment and feel flattered, whether they meant it that way or not. Many things in life are about perspective and how you choose to view them. I find my reaction often influences theirs. But if you want to assume we all have missed the message and sarcasm (rather than maybe choosing a different reaction) meh.

#31 Well said, I too never get offended, life is too short without worrying about the crap that people say, or do.

And that's why you've made it to 33. People who open the door to "door-to-door salesmen" sometimes don't.

And yet, using the phrase "because I'm mature like that" makes you sound not only slightly immature, but also like a stuck-up asshole. Since when is it immature to answer the door without expecting someone? Risky, maybe, but that's why people have door locks and peepholes. Sometimes it's just someone dropping off a package or a neighbor being nice. Sometimes it's nothing because some ******** kid decided to play ding-dong ditch. The point is, it doesn't make you "mature" to not open your door unless you know who's there. It makes you cautious, and probably safer, but it has nothing to do with maturity.

What exactly does not opening the door when you don't know who's there have to do with maturity? It's safer, yeah, but that's why we have locks on our doors and peepholes. It's not really a maturity issue.

Sarcasm, buddy.