Transportation: Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into....

By Kikinovak - 13/12/2008 12:06 - France

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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By Lia Beckworth Morris - 10/07/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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wretcheddawn 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:16

Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?

will90 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:23

For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.

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will90 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:23

For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.

StarOfDoom 26

Sunday 10 January 2016 21:10

First comment to make me actually laugh in a while! xD

wretcheddawn 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:16

Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?

confushon 12

Thursday 29 January 2015 15:59

Lmaoooo great comment!!

Jackthestripper 0

Friday 10 April 2009 15:45

The strike point is the heel. If you kick with the ball of the foot you can hyperextend the achilles tendon. If you kick with the instep you're a ******* idiot. And if you kick a car with your shin you'll have my everlasting respect.

Ezekeyle 0

Monday 23 November 2009 23:23

Precisely. YDI if you have a weaksauce foot. Man up.

suhjinko2 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:26

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suhjinko2 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:28

You have keys for a reason... A parking space isn't that much of a deal. If it was in some at a mall on a weekend with no parking, then you have my sympathy.

xBlooDyANgeLx 0

Wednesday 22 April 2009 20:41

And here is when a foot needs not to connect to anything at all.. It should've connected to someone's behind, particularly the driver's, but no, you chose the damned car.