Transportation: Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into....

By Kikinovak - 13/12/2008 12:06 - France

Today, a driver stole the parking space I was about to pull into. I politely asked him to move. He had a go at me, so I kick his car twice, in front of a few witnesses. The car is fine. I ripped two ligaments in my foot and I'll have a cast for a month. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/09/2013 13:23 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I told a guy he should be ashamed of himself for parking in a handicapped space. He hit me with his prosthetic leg. FML

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By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

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By Noname - 02/03/2009 18:52 - Canada

Today, I decided to be a good driver and not run through the yellow light. As soon as I stopped my car another came and rear-ended me. The guy told me to go in the parking lot so we can exchange information. So I drove into the parking lot, I turned my head and watched him drive away. FML

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By tracelee - 03/03/2009 09:22 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. I was walking. To make the scene more embarrassing, the car alarm shocked me and I backed up quickly into the parking meter, knocking me down once more. FML

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By Garrett - 10/03/2017 15:00 - United States - Vista

Today, after I arrived at work, somebody crashed into my parked car and left a big dent. The impact pushed my car up onto the curb and I got a parking ticket. FML

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By pleasebackintomycaragain - 24/04/2009 02:12 - Canada

Today, as I was sitting in my car in a mall parking lot, an old couple got into their new van and backed right into me. The man got out and in broken english decided it was no big deal. He turned to leave and tried to pat my back, but smacked my ass instead. I was hit by a car, and spanked for it. FML

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By Lia Beckworth Morris - 10/07/2022 15:00 - United Kingdom - Nottingham

Today, I went out with my friends. As I was heading home late, I heard the stop light beeping, meaning I could go, but some cocky prick thought he could drive past before I walked, but nope, I was met with his tire as it ran over my foot. Now I have to go to school with a cast on. FML

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Easy mistake

By NoFightResponse - 24/04/2009 03:53 - United States

Today, I parked my car on the street late at night, when I was distracted by a text message. Some guy then gets in my passenger side. Panicked, thinking I was being robbed, I bolt out of my car bruising my head and dropping my phone onto the pavement. The guy meant to get in the car behind me. FML

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By dreefsa - 05/02/2012 08:08 - United States

Today, some guy hit my car and then threatened to sue me for "parking my car in such a way that it was impossible not to hit it." My car was in the driveway. FML

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wretcheddawn 0

Friday 3 April 2009 22:16

Some guy parked in a space you wanted to park in, so you kicked his car? Pick your fights man, is it really that big of a deal to you that you have to find another space?

will90 5

Wednesday 1 April 2009 18:23

For me the next logical step would be punching him in the face. I see you went the "Kick the hard metal object" route though. Interesting.

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happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 19:56

I can picture that...lol. Your driving in listening to Kidz Bop (knowing what a wus you are.) *Guy pulls in to the only parking space in all of Wal-Mart.* You - *Rolls down window* Excuse me, sir, but that is my parking space. Do you mine pulling back out and moving for me please? (Like that would happen.) Guy - *Rolls eyes, gets out of the car, and walks in, laughing.* You give him "the stare" and park 30 yards down at your local ice cream stand. You - Humph! I am so angry! I'm going to kick his car and maybe leave a few scratches. Ohhh...I'm a rebel. *Kicks car* Oww! I almost broke my foot on his Mini Cooper. Now I am very angry! I am going to write an angry letter. Letter: Dear Sir, You are very rude for taking my parking space. I hope you loose all your hair by the time your 40 and realize your are fat when you turn 42 and can't get any girl because you have no hair and your fat. Humph! Worst of luck to you Mr. Soon to be Bald Man. P.S. I kicked your car and left a few scratches. Ha! P.S.S. You are going to pay for my medical bills because you are mean and started this. P.S.S.S. I hate you. Humph. -Your Name Here (Really dorky letter...barely makes sense.) You - I think I took care of that buisness! *Goes in and buys dinosaur chicken nuggets and more scalp cream for your mother, whom you live with.*

OverEnthusiast 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:50

This is the part where I hug you, 11. Hilarious XD

armyofficerwife 0

Friday 7 October 2011 4:48

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esines 9

Thursday 3 May 2012 3:33

Armyofficerwife, I thought it was ******* funny. Also does anyone notice he said the guy "had a go at him"? Does he mean he swung at him? And if so why the **** would you respond by kicking his car, instead of punching him? Dumbass

lhazz11 23

Monday 1 October 2012 3:33

Hilarious, but so long that I can't thumb it:(

xxrogerthatxx 19

Tuesday 19 November 2013 15:03

Scalp cream lmfaoo, how'd you think of that you creative bastard

201chasew 22

Thursday 13 November 2014 15:22

#11, you made my day.

happygoluckyhh 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:00

I agree with wretcheddawn. You don't OWN the parking space. Pick your fights. Not a good one you chose.

chippa 24

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:41

Unless you're handicapped and he wasn't and he parked in a handicap lot, then why the **** do you think you own it? Besides, you wouldn't have been able to kick his car if you were, so we've ruled that out. Just go find another spot. That's what he'd have to do if you had made it to the spot before him.

popoman 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 0:30

You're a dumbass. It's first come first serve. If you were waiting for the parking space, **** it. It's too late. You let him get the space. You're the one who started a confrontation. Plus, kicking someone's property? In front of witnesses? How old are you? Dumbass.