so you got hit by the truck?

no shit sherlock

Maybe she almost got hit and it just scared her?

The OP's name is bruised so she either got hit or maybe hurt herself diving out of the way. And here I was thinking he pulled over and gave a slide show about the dangers of parking lot shoe adjustments.

y does it say in the voting spot " yeah, way to show 'em!" instead of " I agree your life totally sucks"

hahahaha at 23

31 that means you voted "your life totally sucks"

ok well ydi because only an idiot would stand in the middle of the street and tie their shoes

wow seriously? was I the only person who immediately thought this post was about the truckdriver trying to rape her from behind?

hahaha lol that sux.... i saw cars crash once that was loud. and if u wer tying ur shoe on the ground in the middle of a parking lot, ydi. otherwise fyl.

I thought it implied she was sexually assaulted, at the same time it could be struck by a truck. now that I think of it I think getting hit is more likely... unless the op bends at the waist to tie shoes. and in that case the idiot op should know better, you don't do that in a parking lot you idiot! your lucky nothing else ran over you.

i think she was walking through the parking lot either to get to her car or get somewhere else like a sidewalk/store/ or bus stop and she stopped to tie her shoes and suddenly a drunk truck driver and ran over her or almost did / fell on her / tried to rape her like you say... but maybe he just fell on her making her fall and bruising herself ? but she should have explained what happened...

LOL @ 54

This just seems like total B.S.

Why Is there a parking lot and drunk truck drivers in the kitchen?

I thought that too hahaha

72 ftw

if she where sexually assulted I don't think she would have added she was in a parking lot.. that doesn't really make sense

did u die?

ydi

that's what I thought too

what happened

I thought that too

ow.

How is there a parking lot in your kitchen? Fake.

Seriously stop it with the kitchen/sammich jokes. They were funny once, but that time has passed. If you stop making them for awhile and then start after everyone has forgotten about them, they will be funny again.

dude I was wondering at what the op was referring to just like you. the name 'bruised' does not clear up the ambiguity

did u post this in ur fricking stretcher with a oxygen pump strapped on ur face??? FaKe

I thought that too.

101 ... get some friends

no OP got hit and died and is posting this from hell

Confucius says: person who ties shoelace in parking lot and doesn't hear truck coming is an idiot

She just wanted to bend over in a parking lot..

to be honest I thought that 2 lol

maybe they were shooting a kinky sex tape and he "taught her a lesson" ;)

ha rape..... classic

you gotta be real careful reversing in a walmart parking lot at night. its real hard to see certain people. plus they walk right behind your car hoping to get money in a lawsuit.

This FML is definitely fake.

^ WIN

Joey, with you it's never a surprise!

damn I was gonna say that ;(

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WTF that was ramdom

YUGIOH THE ABRIDGED FTW!

@3 YGOTAS reference win

too many 4chan references...

OP is from the shallow end of the gene pool.

LOL..! No kidding=p

probably seriously cause it's in south park man-bear-pig episode I think

@33 Breakfast?

which would be failure in the most epic proportion.

Just some Captain Crunch.

cereally, its a south park ref. beware of manbearpig, I'm totally cereal lol.

Centrally? Really? Are our education systems ever failing

Agreed #11!