they mix manure with water? I thought they mix a special kind of chemical with water. I call bs on this one.

There is no manure in the sprinklers. You are ignorant of the existence of chemical fertilizers. This is your own fault. Learn more.

same thing happened to my friends and I

They'd mix garden style fertilizer with the water; y'know like garden hose attachment fertilizer that you can get to make your lawn grow better. It's a mixture of Nitrate, Phosphorous and Potassium, none of which are very detrimental to your health.

I highly doubt that it was shit it was prolly some other kind of fertilizer with phosphate or something in it how would you put shit in a sprinkler think a little dumbass

why would u taste it in the first place??

They usually put chemical fertilizer in water. Not manure.

now u can say i eat pieces of shit like u for breakfast hahahah

Look on the bright side: maybe it was an inorganic fertilizer, so you might just be covered in ammonia, phosphates, and/or nitrogen.

dumbfuck