Miscellaneous: Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school...

By noraidk - 26/05/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

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By clumsy - 26/11/2015 05:35 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML

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Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

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Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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littlemissdqgirl 8

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:30

that's just gross

JesseJaymz 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:31

no slow motion baywatch run for yall

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Pixeh_fml 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 2:49

fertilizer is not necessarily manure. in fact, it hardly ever is for commercial use. so don't freak out. and even if it was manure, so what? it's just digested grass and feed. grow a pair.

noraidk 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:08

I'm pretty sure that insult only works when you're using it on a male. good try though :)

pureecstasy 5

Thursday 27 May 2010 3:45

how is this an fml? ydi for being stupid

TheNewGuy03 28

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:12

tell you what. look at the bright side. the next time you go to a restaurant and order something, and you think it "tastes like shit," you can truly relate. |the kid|

bsherrod 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 4:18

fertilizer isn't necessarily going to contain animal fecal matter. in fact, in a water line, it would be much less likely. fertilizer can mean anything with the right mixture of nitrogen phosphate and other chemicals. rest assured. I know this cause I work at a farm with a water irrigation system containing fertilizer lol