Miscellaneous: Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school...

By noraidk - 26/05/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

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By clumsy - 26/11/2015 05:35 - United States - Warrenton

Today, I realized why "Stay off the grass" signs were all over campus. I cut through the grass on my way to my next class and tripped over a sprinkler head, breaking it off and soaking myself in muddy water. I had to sit through a 4-hour lecture with wet, muddy clothes. FML

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By kafreen - 30/08/2016 19:35 - United States - Tucson

Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, I was at soccer practice. The ground's keeper just aerated the field, and my teammates and I decided to throw the cylindrical clumps of dirt at each other. I got hit in the face with one. It wasn't dirt. It was a clump of wet dog poop. FML

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Today, as I was walking to wash my hands after using the restroom, the guy walking away from the sink flicked water from his hands towards the floor. Water splashed all over my beige shorts. I had to walk back into class looking like I'd peed my pants. FML

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By Unluggee - 04/06/2009 10:38 - United Kingdom

Today, at a party, my three friends and I thought it would be fun to urinate in a jug. We dislike the neighbours, so decided to throw the contents of the jug over the fence into their garden. It hit a tree and splashed back. I ended up covered in our piss. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 13:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at a music festival, watching one of my favorite bands. The security guys were throwing water into the crowd to cool us down. I saw some about to be thrown by another fan, so I stood with my mouth open to catch some of it. I ended up with a face full of hot piss. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2022 02:01 - United States - West Sacramento

Today, I was at assembly in school. My friend had a water bottle. It was a squirt bottle, and he squirted me, over and over. I got ticked off, so I took it away from him, but when I took the bottle I squeezed it and it squirted all over the people in front of me. The principal saw, and I got in trouble. FML

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littlemissdqgirl 8

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:30

that's just gross

JesseJaymz 0

Wednesday 26 May 2010 23:31

no slow motion baywatch run for yall

Comments

DenvaaThuggets 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 0:40

I'm gonna have to go with YDI. What are you like 10 years old? Go swimming or something.

noraidk 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:27

sprinklers were all I had *shrugs*

hummingbug 2

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:33

and notice that he said he's from texas which means that most likely, sprinklers are much more available (and cheeper) than a pool or a lake.

notmine69 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 0:42

you know that fertilizer that is put in water has nothing to do with manure right? animal feces will not dissolve in water. its either Synthetic organic fertilizers which are chemicl compounds of nitrogen, phosphoric acid, and potassium or Inorganic fertilizers made of ammonium nitrate or ammonium sulfate... so no you didnt get doodoo water in your mouth.

noraidk 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:29

haha I know, it didn't really bother me but I thought it would make a funny fml

lovelove24 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:25

fine 24. what a terrible shituaton the op is in.

hummingbug 2

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:31

bahahahahahaha!!!! I'VE DONE THIS TOO!! it kinda sucks cause you smell real bad afterwards but hey, you didn't notice till the fun was over right? =)

Loosifur 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:33

I can't say anything about the shitty part, but my friends and I did the same. our water however wasn't filled with fertilizer. fyl

Babblez 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:40

Why would you NOT run through sprinklers? Especially if its hot >.>. I'm 21 years old and I'd be more than happy to run through sprinklers if the situation called for it. Doesn't show immaturity at all. Maturity is having the ability to know when to be serious, and when to not give a ****. FYL OP, but atleast you had some fun :P

lovelove24 1

Thursday 27 May 2010 1:42

well said.

mavericksurfer 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 2:00

wrong kind if fertilizer dumb bass

KOAnaf 0

Thursday 27 May 2010 2:13

you're calling somebody an idiot...yet you cannot even spell "of" correctly? (or at least that's what I hope you were trying to say, as I've never heard of a "kind if fertilizer") mhm