Intimacy: Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky...

By i.ask.you.how. - 12/07/2009 06:05 - United States

Today, a friend of mine told me that he knew I was into kinky sex, "like getting tied up." I just stared at him, spluttering simple question words and wondering how on earth he could possibly know that about me. I then realized that he had been joking. Too late. FML

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Pervy

By textraped - 16/03/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I jokingly had kinky conversation via text message with a good guy friend. He was pretending to be a stranger and was fishing for compliments, and asked to have a foursome. Turns out, my friend lost his phone and I spent 2 hours talking to a pervert about what lingerie I was wearing. FML

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Ah yes, homophobic jokes, so funny

By Anonymous - 05/02/2021 05:01

Today, I was working at my desk when a colleague came over to my desk and said, “You loiter in gay bars”. I started having a panic attack because I thought he'd found out and would out me to my wife. Only when he began cracking up laughing did I realise it was a "joke." FML

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By Is_This_Real - 13/09/2016 02:34 - United States - Pittsburgh

Today, I hooked up with a friend. I expressed an interest in it becoming something more. He expressed an interest in not telling anyone and pretending it never happened. FML

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Our little secret

By Anonymous - 16/12/2022 12:00

Today, I found out that the “stranger” I’ve been confessing my kinky, dark, and disgusting fantasies to online is a friend from high school, who figured out it was me by the third sentence. Now I'm praying she has a heart. FML

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By cherry - 10/04/2009 09:43 - Australia

Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML

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Self-sabotage

By Anonymous - 15/11/2016 09:20

Today, I was hanging out with a guy friend I hadn't seen for ages. The sexual tension was off the charts. We were making out and think were progressing, hands were roaming to both nether regions when I freaked out and blurted out, "But aren't we just friends?" We then sat and watched TV. FML

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BFF

By imabadperson - 06/03/2010 12:24 - United States

Today, I introduced myself as a sex addict, as a joke, to break the ice while meeting new people. One of my friends took me seriously and said he was a porn addict. He told me how happy he was that he had found someone else who had the same feelings and was so happy he could confide in me. FML

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By 13a5ic H1p5t3r - 15/08/2016 03:58 - United States - Spencer

Today, I told my best friend that I was gay and that I liked him. Turns out he's very open about the topic. Basically, he kissed me and then slapped me. I don't know what that's supposed to mean. FML

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Hit and miss

By KitCatAttack - 11/10/2020 10:06

Today, I told my close friend that I have a thing for him. His reaction? "Oh, fuck." FML

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Experimentation is good

By Anonymous - 30/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at my friend's place with a bunch of people. I saw a pair of panties in his laundry basket, so of course I yelled, "DUDE! YOU GOT LAID!" Turns out he didn't get laid, he was 'experimenting'. He was so mortified, he burst out crying and threw us all out. FML

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xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:20

So? Nothing to be ashamed of.

ChefBoy6382 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 16:31

Wanna hook up?

Comments

angie1995 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:42

rofl ! im just gonna say this to that girl: Well done! :PPP

ithedarkknight 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 18:58

sweet....... thats hot your friend needs to play his cards right in order to get in on that fun... a girl that likes to get tied up and get kinky... that screams a keeper =)

squigglyshark 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:00

that's hot.

Rockey 3

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:13

Dave Chappelle "You pull her hair, I'll smack her ass". I do believe that quote will suffice.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 19:30

There is absolutely nothing wrong with enjoying that sort of thing. Tons of people like it, myself included. In fact, it is probably one of the more common fantasies around. Mmm, there is nothing better than being tied up and having your man do naughty things to you... 

kionnalexus 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:05

I would've been mortified and now he has blackmail material xD

yougetmecloserto 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:35

Is your name Brianne, per chance?

ChefFrenchie 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 20:36

OMG seriously "like getting tied up"??? Unless you're into serious bondage style "getting tied up" this is all pretty tame and nothing to be ashamed of or embarrassed by. I love to be handcuffed or tied to the bed and blindfolded. Don't mind a little light biting or a little spanking either. Doesn't make me a psycho or mean I'm going straight to hell like all the bible thumping conservatives will tell you. It just means I enjoy my sex life. Good for you OP for keeping things interesting and do not be ashamed that you like to get a little freaky. Sheesh people it's the 21st century we're past the time when missionary in the bed with the lights off only between married people is the only acceptable sexual practice

satanic_witch 0

Monday 13 July 2009 10:16

i could not agree more.

regalarius 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:43

Hey, why would being into "pretty serious bondage" be something to be ashamed or embarrassed about??

IsntThisAwkward 0

Sunday 12 September 2010 15:14

totally missed the point. good job. she's saying that the ops freaking out about being tied up when it's not that rare or unusual, bondage IS more rare and some times frowned upon or laughed at. still nothing to be ashamed of.

randomcomment321 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:04

this is the part where you're both real close, silently staring at each other just begging for someone to break the tension....

sickinlove13 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 21:17

"So what?" button. People are into different things. What's the big deal? I had an old friend that wanted a girl to pee on him. Personally, I think that's gross, but that's just my opinion. Again, people are into their own things. It was just your friend. It's not like you were around a hundred people.