By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML
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oj101 33

Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?

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junkman6 22

I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?

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Norris_FTW_77 9

I remember the good ol' days when you just pulled a girls pig tails and made fun of them when you were too immature to say you were into them. Of course, that didn't end with the girl saying 'Im will **** you' til college. When hair pulling wasn't just foreplay anymore. ;)

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takeitandrun 13

All you had to do was add "up" to then end of that and you'd be golden. But FYL who just shoves people so hard they faceplant?

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RedX1000FML 11

That's why it's bad to quickly say two phrases.

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NessaMae 19

Sadly this has happened to me as well lol. The accidentally saying "I will **** you" part, not the faceplanting part.

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SarahKay67 10

I did that same thing except I meant to say "**** you" or "can I kill you" so it came out as "can I **** you?" It just so happened to be my best friend's boyfriend... Oh well he and I are friends

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mFUNdo21 17

why would you even ask someone for permission to kill them?

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IAmMe204 25

Well that means you'll have some fun soon... ;)

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Pixiemels 19

That is a very common thing to say in Greece :P

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griffy14 9

He'll find it funny until you show up with a strap-on.

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Beepbeep7 14

The amount of people repeating each other on this fml is ridiculous.

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