By Ashley - 07/10/2013 06:11 - United States - Belmont

Today, a friend thought it would be funny to shove me over; I faceplanted. I was going to say "F*ck you" and "I will kill you". It came out as "I will f*ck you." He's still laughing. FML
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oj101 33

Are you certain that wasn't a freudian slip?

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junkman6 22

I guess you're into that rough stuff huh?

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hcollins1 18

You will **** him too?

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ThatFancyPenn 18

What a fail at good grammar. God I hate this planet.

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sarcasticlover 30

one of the few incidences when your is misspelled as you're

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BBWwonder 10

Don't forget the lube.... Lots and lots of lube

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Vaimvaelk 11

You should've said "up" immediately after to save yourself

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hikari669 15

You should of saved it with " i will **** you UP"

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DocBastard 38

It's fascinating that you and #22 both said the same thing and both said "should of". Look at those two words together. LOOK AT THEM. Does "should of" make any ******* sense?

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vipirius 18

Grammar mistakes aside people could at least try to be a little more creative.

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kinky44 28

Should've sounds like "should of" but some people can't take the two seconds to remember should've= should have

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