Love: Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around...

By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 19:41 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Noname - 11/03/2009 20:29 - United States

Today, I walked behind a girl I hooked up with last weekend while she was on the computer in the library. I noticed she was looking at my Facebook page and got excited. Then I heard her say to her friend, "This is the one with the smallest dick I've ever seen." FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2009 00:59 - United States

Today, I asked out this girl I've been spending a lot of time with lately. She told me she was only hanging out with me because she thought I was gay and wouldn't try to get in her pants. FML

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By apparentlybutch - 05/09/2014 21:11 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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Shutdown

By HighasaCloud - 30/04/2012 16:01 - United States - Elkhart

Today, I finally built up the courage to confess my love to the girl of my dreams. She turned me down. When I asked her about all the recent receptive behavior toward me, she replied, "I thought it'd be funny." FML

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Size Queen

By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 05:00

Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML

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Classic prank

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 00:00

Today, I have such crippling low self-esteem that when a girl from my class asked me out, I was instantly convinced she couldn’t actually be interested in me and must be setting me up for some sort of nasty prank, so I told her I wasn’t going to fall for it and to fuck off. She started crying. FML

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Small is beautiful

By dickless wonder - 21/10/2023 10:00

Today, I met up with a girl I've been hanging out with a bunch recently. She said that we should be a couple, "unless you have a micropenis", then laughed. I actually do have a micropenis. I couldn't hold it together, and ran out of the bar, crying. FML

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You can't handle the truth!

By Anonymous - 27/04/2023 00:00

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

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By straightasaneedle - 02/02/2011 17:11 - Germany

Today, after three weeks of putting it off, I decided to ask out the girl I've had a major crush on since third grade. When I told her, she smiled, but then quickly said, "But aren't you gay?" FML

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By goodbye - 09/03/2009 00:45 - Canada

Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask this really cute girl out I've had a crush on for over eight months. Turns out she isn't a girl. FML

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BauerMegan 31

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:02

Some people just can't handle rejection.

slooby_fml 25

Saturday 29 June 2013 2:03

Prove them all wrong

Comments

kidsgotastinky 11

Saturday 29 June 2013 11:27

That's crazy women for ya

Axel5238 29

Saturday 29 June 2013 12:17

I feel bad for the OP had a girl whom I was friends with start stalking me in college it was really uncomfortable. She didn't take the hint that we weren't gonna date. She finally did get it, but it wasn't easy. She didn't see personality wise and interest wise we were not gonna get along. This happens to guys as well and people think it isn't just as uncomfortable especially if they start rumors. Some rumors don't stick around, but sometimes they do and it can be pretty damaging to someone's personal life. Thankfully, the rumor for the OP wasn't that bad. Some women will make up some absolutely crazy stories out of spite.

accountnamevalid 3

Saturday 29 June 2013 12:32

This happened to my boyfriend before we started dating. There is no good way to make it go away, but not feeding the for will make it go away faster, and make people think you're a gentleman who took the high road.

gumbum98 2

Saturday 29 June 2013 13:51

Look out everyone, we have another Taylor Swift on our hands...

thisgirl97 7

Saturday 29 June 2013 13:52

Should've just went on a pity date, to get it out of her system.

KylarStern19 7

Saturday 29 June 2013 15:26

That's why u **** a girl and have her spreading the truth

thewife5 19

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:04

You're in college.. You probably do have a small penis.. It happens

an3ph 20

Saturday 29 June 2013 18:16

Hell knows no fury like a woman scorned.

phoneYuNOlisten 16

Saturday 29 June 2013 20:55

"Make the joke before you become the joke." -NobodyEpic

DoughtyPine 1

Saturday 29 June 2013 23:55

I envy you so much, let me tell you why, I got a big dick. And I've always wanted this to happen (I have an amazing girlfriend now though) just so I could whip it out in front of a bunch of people and yell in a gravelly, raspy voice "TINY NEEDS AIR!!"