Size Queen

By Anonymous - 05/10/2021 05:00

Spicy
Today, I was hooking up with a girl, but when she got my pants down, she got mad and left, saying she was gonna kill her sister who lied to her about me having a large penis. FML
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Shzusuziq11 10

So, I'm guessing you hooked up with her sister first? Who's next, their mother?

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voltroz 18

If he could hooked up with the mum and the 2 daughters, you got to give credit when credit is due. He must be amazing!

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garamo 4

So she did not like your noodle?

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RichardPencil 30

Sounds like the most disappointing practical joke ever, from your point of view. The sister is probably still laughing!

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Shzusuziq11 10

So, I'm guessing you hooked up with her sister first? Who's next, their mother?

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voltroz 18

If he could hooked up with the mum and the 2 daughters, you got to give credit when credit is due. He must be amazing!

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wrenavery90 12

I have never in my life heard a women comment on the size of a guy. And most women aren't looking for a big one.

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