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You could; A) show people your penis B) hook up for real with a girl and shell set the record straight C) spread a rumor saying that the girl and you were about to hook up bout you saw how ugly she looked naked and couldnt get hard thus keeping you soft and flacid even retracting a little giving the illusion that its small. Just go with A its the easiest.
Male or female is irrelevant. How trustworthy the source of the rumor is what spreads them.
Bitter much? As for whether or not this is a FML, it depends on what happened during the past few months. If you led her on, YDI. But if you did not lead her on, then it is a FYL.
If you want revenge, start saying her ****** is just too loose
okay that chick got issues. Preemptive strike that loca and get a restraining order
How do rumors survive in college You either have irrational fears, or that's a SMALL college.
I think it'd be a little more than "semi-awkward"....
Next time you see her in public tell her loudly that it's a shame she can't handle rejection, but if she pathetically needs to lie in order to deal, you at least hope that warns the next guy she chases that you were right to say 'no' when she asks you out.
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Some people just can't handle rejection.
Prove them all wrong