By Anonymous - 28/06/2013 19:41 - United States - Chicago Ridge

Spicy
Today, a girl from my college, who's been following me around for months, finally asked me out. Not being interested, I politely declined. Now she's convinced everyone that we hooked up and that I have an incredibly small penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 53 833
You deserved it 7 462

Same thing different taste

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You could; A) show people your penis B) hook up for real with a girl and shell set the record straight C) spread a rumor saying that the girl and you were about to hook up bout you saw how ugly she looked naked and couldnt get hard thus keeping you soft and flacid even retracting a little giving the illusion that its small. Just go with A its the easiest.

Male or female is irrelevant. How trustworthy the source of the rumor is what spreads them.

beautycrush495 10

Never piss off a bitch that stalks you

Bitter much? As for whether or not this is a FML, it depends on what happened during the past few months. If you led her on, YDI. But if you did not lead her on, then it is a FYL.

If you want revenge, start saying her ****** is just too loose

okay that chick got issues. Preemptive strike that loca and get a restraining order

How do rumors survive in college You either have irrational fears, or that's a SMALL college.

I think it'd be a little more than "semi-awkward"....

diceddiamonds 11

Get her back, say she has an STD.

Next time you see her in public tell her loudly that it's a shame she can't handle rejection, but if she pathetically needs to lie in order to deal, you at least hope that warns the next guy she chases that you were right to say 'no' when she asks you out.