Miscellaneous: Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since...

By Cherrish it - 04/09/2012 04:24 - United States - Carmichael

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML

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Same thing different taste

By notlaughing - 18/04/2013 13:57 - United States - College Park

Today, a girl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on my saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. FML

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So wrong

By Greg - 28/09/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

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Misogynistic and insensitive. Great.

By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Huron

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom passed away when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered, "Women drivers." FML

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By annonymous - 18/06/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

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Hell no

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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By ulisha5 - 02/08/2013 21:54 - Bulgaria - Burgas

Today, my son told his 8-year-old sister that since she swallowed an apple seed, that a tree is going to grow in her stomach and kill her. She's inconsolable and won't believe that she'll be fine, because "they say that to all the dying people on TV". FML

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Good initiative

By cough - 27/12/2019 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML

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Emergency

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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By ppema - 31/07/2015 18:28 - United States

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

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Little tease

By pickles! - 03/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a friend's house teasing her with a pickle. She hates them so I thought it would be funny to pretend to deep throat it. Her dad came in and startled me so bad, I inhaled it. She had to call 911 while he performed the Heimlich maneuver. I’m no longer welcome back. FML

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license2chill 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:00

Smooth, try not to be so sarcastic next time

randomthing 22

Tuesday 4 September 2012 11:58

That's just bad luck. D:

Comments

kriz_allizwell 6

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:10

Stay away from bad luck bryce!

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 4 September 2012 19:36

Who's Bryce?

tne201992 12

Wednesday 5 September 2012 11:14

I was wondering the same shit.

LuckyLynx7732 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:12

Dude you walked right into that one. YDI

ambowew 7

Tuesday 4 September 2012 14:29

I believe the person at their favourite bar did the same thing.

htownpostman 16

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:13

Funny retort.. You could not have I known...

Deathhound 27

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:19

I don't see why you have to be like that. I mean... if she saw that as a kid when her dad choked on a cherry. Why did you have to be sarcastic about it? YDI.

MrsAlexander83 10

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:26

I'm going to go out on a limb and say there's a family curse. Best to just keep on walking--don't really wanna mess with that!

campervan 6

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:30

Aww ive had moments like these you just say stuff and then comes the awkwardness. I was once going upthis building to see the view with my friend and she was like i dont want to. I said dw it only hurts when you hit the bottom 'jokingly'. Then she said "my friend jumped off a roof". In my head i was just like damndamndamn.

morethanthis_fml 4

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:32

maybe her father was choking on the cherry while driving and got in an accident and the brothers died..

supportcommand 17

Tuesday 4 September 2012 15:40

Or maybe a brother was driving and had an accident that caused dad to choke on a cherry. Or... Brother was driving, dad choked on the cherry, brother panicked and crashed. Hmmm. So many scenarios.

nora111197 8

Wednesday 5 September 2012 2:45

Or maybe u r not as dumb as i think u r

supportcommand 17

Wednesday 5 September 2012 7:44

You're or you are. Thank you.

Mahendra1 9

Tuesday 4 September 2012 13:40

I don't get why people are saying, "that was funny, you were just unlucky OP". The girl told you about how she was understandably traumatised by something that happened in her past, and you were sarcastic about it later. I could understand if she had said something dumb like "I don't eat cherries because I've heard there's aliens inside them" and you later went "Do you think there's aliens inside cars?". But in this case, you'd be a dick even if there hadn't been a car crash, for being sarcastic about her father's death.