Miscellaneous: Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since...

By Cherrish it - 04/09/2012 04:24 - United States - Carmichael

Today, a girl told me she stopped eating cherries ever since her father choked on one when she was a kid. She later mentioned that she doesn't like to drive. I sarcastically asked, "Did your dad choke on a car too?" Nope, her two brothers died in a car accident. FML

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Same thing different taste

By notlaughing - 18/04/2013 13:57 - United States - College Park

Today, a girl was telling me how she was very stressed over her parents' divorce and moving away to another part of the state. While I was listening, I started choking on my saliva. She thought I was laughing. She hasn't spoken to me since. FML

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You deserved it 7 297

So wrong

By Greg - 28/09/2009 17:34 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl on the phone who had previously told me her last relationship "ended very badly." I said, "So let me guess, the jerk cheated on you?" She paused for a few moments and finally replied, "No, he died in a motorcycle accident." FML

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You deserved it 22 133

Misogynistic and insensitive. Great.

By Anonymous - 23/06/2018 14:30 - United States - Huron

Today, I told my boyfriend how my mom passed away when I was 11 after crashing her car into a tree at night. He muttered, "Women drivers." FML

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You deserved it 450

By annonymous - 18/06/2012 01:57 - United States

Today, my dad approached two girls at a store and told them I'd crashed into their car. They didn't find it funny either. FML

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You deserved it 2 043

Hell no

By Anonymous - 30/05/2009 05:07 - United States

Today, I got into my first car accident. Extremely upset, I called my parents, because it was their car and I didn't know what to do. I told them what happened, and asked if they were on their way to where I was. My dad's response was, "Hell no, we're eating dinner." FML

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You deserved it 8 934

By ulisha5 - 02/08/2013 21:54 - Bulgaria - Burgas

Today, my son told his 8-year-old sister that since she swallowed an apple seed, that a tree is going to grow in her stomach and kill her. She's inconsolable and won't believe that she'll be fine, because "they say that to all the dying people on TV". FML

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You deserved it 4 364

Good initiative

By cough - 27/12/2019 14:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I was choking on an apple and asked my sister to get me some water. She got some. Then drank it herself. FML

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You deserved it 234

Emergency

By Kassiopia - 14/11/2009 12:35 - United States

Today, my Dad decided to take his medicine before eating. He passed out with his face in a plate of chocolate cake. He wasn't responsive so I called the paramedics. When he got to the hospital, the doctor asked him if he knew why he was there. He replied, "Because my stupid daughter overreacted." FML

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You deserved it 3 562

By ppema - 31/07/2015 18:28 - United States

Today, I went to a frozen yogurt stand with my dad. One of the flavors was called "Juicy Cherry." I had to stand there and watch in horror as he told the woman running the stand all about how he'd like to taste her juicy cherry. FML

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You deserved it 2 239

Little tease

By pickles! - 03/06/2022 14:00

Today, I was at a friend's house teasing her with a pickle. She hates them so I thought it would be funny to pretend to deep throat it. Her dad came in and startled me so bad, I inhaled it. She had to call 911 while he performed the Heimlich maneuver. I’m no longer welcome back. FML

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You deserved it 1 327

license2chill 5

Tuesday 4 September 2012 12:00

Smooth, try not to be so sarcastic next time

randomthing 22

Tuesday 4 September 2012 11:58

That's just bad luck. D:

Comments

nachosbabygurl 9

Wednesday 12 September 2012 9:23

hmm awkward

jessicalouise210 6

Thursday 27 September 2012 13:30

You sick twisted giraffe abortion riding an aids infested monkey ****.

XDevilGirlX 1

Friday 28 September 2012 13:52

wow, rude????

JustFMLME 7

Monday 8 October 2012 3:43

How was this a YDI I swear he was just joking and didnt know her bros died Stupid people who make up stupid reasons are looking for one cuz they want to YDI you sirs derserve a kick to the ass

R4LJ 10

Monday 15 October 2012 15:14

It was a joke... But sometimes your just better off not saying anything at all.

L1wolf 6

Saturday 1 December 2012 4:00

it is better to keep your mouth shut and thought a fool than to open your mout and proven one

Karsin 5

Tuesday 11 December 2012 23:10

I'm going to go with::'Yes, your life does indeed suck.' What are the odds that her family is just that unlucky.

BTM707 8

Tuesday 15 January 2013 2:04

Good Lord, you're awful. There's a time and place for being cynical.

Comoke1024 19

Tuesday 11 February 2014 19:22

The level of ass you have to be is just... beyond anything I've ever seen. How dare you make fun of someone's father's death? Even if no one had died in a car accident in her life, it was a disgusting joke to make.