By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML
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steelersfan78 0

This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?

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schwancy 2

Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!

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misfitSuperStar 0

What a moron!! Did you laugh at him as you walked away?? lol

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H8rSk8r 0

This iPhone has 35% of the daily fiber needed in an average diet.

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MissErikaHart 0

what's a makeshift box of wheat thins?

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HeatherXCore 0

it's a box, and this box contains wheat thins.

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Bees_fml 0

A moron? That guy's hilarious!! If I were a girl, I'd find a pick-up line like that incredibly endearing and heart-warming. Maybe I'll use it one day :-)

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Thunderbender 2

Cleverness is wasted on the bitchy.

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pcakewafflebacon 0

dudes a winner. ydi because you think having an iPhone is important

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st0815 9

Ok, so let's say you don't like that pickup line. Fair enough - people have different tastes, and you have every right to make your own choices and nobody else has to like them. How is this a FML though: "Someone asked me for my number - didn't give it to him. FML"? How is your life ****** by that? What did you even lose by this event, half a minute of your time?

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tatababe 1

lol you should have gave him ur number let's see how he puts the number in the mini wheats

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steelersfan78 0

This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?

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Daerauko 0

she was annoyed by the cheesy pick-up line not that he wanted her number.

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rallets 22

right? if he had an iphone, all he would have to do is wave it in her face and he'd instantly get her number usually works for me :P lol

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SarahBearXoX 0

I don't get the OPs problem.. I'd be more likely to give it to him with the box than the phone.

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RedPillSucks 31

He should have used a cheese-nips box.

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berrychii17 5

for me it would've been more likely that he would've gotten my number with the box and not the iPhone. suk it up OP the guy was funny

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AprilxBegins 0

Wow, he's dumb! More like FHL for being so lame!

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sarah48_fml 0

honestly that's not too bad of a pick-up line. I have heard much worse lol

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Killuhk 8

Did you eat lucky charms for breakfast; because you are looking magically delicious..lol

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schwancy 2

Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!

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berrychii17 5

I want that phone soooo badly!! too bad my parents said I hav to wait

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MAGNAVOX 0

There's an app for that OP.

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yomama97 5

wats op ? and ydi ? way do they mean?

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