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By Anonymous - 19/10/2010 00:23 - United States

Today, a guy asked for my number. He used the rather annoying "You know, this iPhone has everything... but you know the only thing that's missing is your number." I might have given it to him, if he did have the iPhone, not the makeshift box of Mini Wheat Thins he had in his hand. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By hhhhhhhpeterwut - 19/02/2013 03:21 - United States - Bethesda

Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/04/2012 01:26 - United States

Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML

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By joybirdnot_13 - 08/07/2009 12:08 - United States

Today, I was working at the mall as the girl that stands around giving out samples of the foods. This guy came up to me and we were flirting for at least 30 mins. With the tray in one hand, I gave him my cell to put his number in it. He ran away with my phone. FML

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By Rakayla - 29/06/2019 12:03 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after finally asking my crush for his number, and telling him the reason being he's the only friend whose number I don't have, he laughed, then asked, "Why would I ever be your friend?" FML

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Nice guy

By Anonymous - 18/09/2009 10:40 - Australia

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML

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By WhoaThere - 18/12/2009 05:23 - United States

Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML

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By chicagobulls102 - 10/09/2011 18:19 - United States

Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML

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Unknown number

By Whoisshe - 17/01/2020 01:00

Today, I gave my phone number to a guy at the movie theatre. I was excited to receive a text a few minutes later, sure enough when I unlocked my phone I had received a message from an unknown number. It was his girlfriend. FML

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steelersfan78 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:01

This doesn't really make sense. First you are annoyed he wants your number, then you are sad because he doesn't have a phone to put your number in?

schwancy 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 9:11

Wow he has the new Mini Wheat Thins phone?!

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imright24 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 13:56

He dodged that bullet!

Alesana_Love 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:06

I think it's a cute/silly pick up line. if he was cute I would have done it :)

amanduh172 2

Tuesday 19 October 2010 15:23

you're cute :)

persianlovaaa691 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:21

ahah should've gave him a fake numberr lmao

SaintE_fml 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:43

nice

RedPillSucks 31

Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:34

OK ladies... What's the weirdest/cheesiest pickup line you've heard? I'll start... him: Your pants are so shiny. her: What???? him: Your pants are so shiny, I can see my self in them.

tencentsakiss 19

Tuesday 19 October 2010 15:22

I've never been given a cheesy pick up line. I am so sad now.

tencentsakiss 19

Thursday 21 October 2010 19:37

"I'd like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party"

far_east 6

Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:38

ahahahaha man this guy is some ******* hefty turd... so damn funny. and agreed; pick up line of the week but dont use cereal box..

EpicBoredness 0

Tuesday 19 October 2010 14:42

You should have given it to him. Maybe he was trying to be cute. He could have ended up being your world.

skyeyez9 24

Tuesday 19 October 2010 15:10

I have a shitty cell phone (no apps, no keyboard and a crappy camera). But I dont want to get rid of it cause it works fine. Plus it survived an accidental washing in the washer, my dog getting a hold of it. No iPhone is as tough as the cheap phone I have!

ballbearing 10

Monday 5 March 2012 22:53

Not true. My 3G went into the bathtub, dishwater and a puddle. Not to mention being dropped numerous times and surviving international post after it was left at Manchester airport. The thing is awesome and will never die!! I invented problems to justify needing a new phone as it was bashed up but worked just fine...