By swip - 29/07/2018 20:30

Today, my previously blond boyfriend dyed his hair dark brown and shaved his beard. When he got home, I thought he was an intruder and screamed. Now he thinks I don't love him because I didn't recognize him. FML
I agree, your life sucks 3 923
You deserved it 633

Same thing different taste

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That's a huge change, what in the world did he expect?!

Wow I'd be wondering why such a big change.🤔

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That's a huge change, what in the world did he expect?!

I mean, have you ever actually seen him without a beard before? If you haven't that alone is enough of a change to prompt a double take but with dyed hair at first glance of course you wouldn't think it was actually him.

Wow I'd be wondering why such a big change.🤔

Tell him to find his balls, probably in your purse, and man the **** up.

Trust me, I'm terrible at recognizing people when they dye their hair--it's completely understandable that you freaked out.

Yeah, tell your nitwit boyfriend that CIA-level facial recognition skills are not a prerequisite for loving someone.

boopingsnoot 24

If he dyed his hair, then he wouldn’t even SMELL the same! I had enough trouble recognizing my mom when she first started wearing glasses!

ohsnapword 21

If you think this is a big change, wait until he completes his transition.

You could have shortened this FML by simply saying today my boyfriend became my girlfriend

Because he shaved his face? Because he has emotions? Not sure what you're getting at here...

FishyFishy 12

Well, I guess you can claim he is still an intruder and throw him out.