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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

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Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By menerethrr - 05/02/2009 15:39 - United States

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Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

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Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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beccaishereyay 11

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

Mother ******.

slowlybreakingme 14

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

Scarred. For. Life. O_o

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SillyLilly6686 2

Thursday 20 September 2012 14:11

...the horror!! U poor thing..

stitesy29 18

Thursday 20 September 2012 14:12

****, look hard enough and you'll find your mom naked.

ohitsdaniella 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 14:15

Surprise!

fyreprincess 3

Thursday 20 September 2012 14:27

:-0. wow. don't even know what to say. sorry you had to see that OP.

geod69 8

Thursday 20 September 2012 14:28

Maybe he's hoping like mother like daughter

missy5263 1

Thursday 20 September 2012 14:32

I hope he didn't ********** to it D;

Sai_Run614 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:02

Just think about it: you were conceived because of that ****. Everyone gets to view the miracle.

zuelhater 7

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:20

Hay now you can get that shirt you have always wanted that says my mommy is a **** star!!!

jagter 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 15:37

Seems legit

krapula 4

Thursday 20 September 2012 16:21

Pics of the mom?

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