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By identitychangeplease - 19/09/2012 20:41 - Sweden - Nyn?shamn

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Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

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Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2015 20:28 - Australia - Sydney

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Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/11/2013 10:57 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, while chatting to my mother, I tried to show her a funny website by pasting the URL into a message. After I sent the message, I realised that my browser hadn't copied the URL I wanted to send her, and that I'd actually pasted the previous URL I copied. It was porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2013 19:08 - Trinidad and Tobago - Port-of-spain

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Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/01/2011 20:55 - United States

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Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/07/2015 11:52 - United States - Garland

Today, while on my Dad's computer, I looked through the browser history to find the name of a website I'd visited on it the other day. I soon found out he watches a staggering amount of downright frightening incest porn. I'm disturbed on so many levels. FML

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Awkward

By Anonymous - 22/10/2011 23:26 - United States

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Today, my mother came into my room and had a thirty minute long conversation with me. She kept looking very nervous and uncomfortable. Only after she left did I realize that a porn site was open on my computer screen. The entire time. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2015 19:18 - United States - Dearborn

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Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML

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By menerethrr - 05/02/2009 15:39 - United States

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Today, I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party. Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contacts list. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

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Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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beccaishereyay 11

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

Mother ******.

slowlybreakingme 14

Thursday 20 September 2012 9:05

Scarred. For. Life. O_o

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jim_bolicious 4

Friday 21 September 2012 10:40

that is hilarious and awesome all at once

jim_bolicious 4

Friday 21 September 2012 10:44

can you share the link?? :D

bstudds 1

Friday 21 September 2012 11:07

so I laughed when i read this, then it occurred to me that it would have been a much funnier FML from the mother's perspective...

goujee 2

Friday 21 September 2012 11:34

So what did you do next? I want to know the rest of the story

oddball1972 10

Friday 21 September 2012 13:59

That's hot Post up the link :)

slyace 9

Friday 21 September 2012 14:53

Soooo is there a link anywhere?

mikepzz 27

Friday 21 September 2012 15:25

oh.. I wanna say something funny but I feel so bad for you.. I bet that's going to be q very awkward dinner table lol

duravian 1

Friday 21 September 2012 19:02

What's her name? I might know her ;) inb4 thumbs down

Sunshine_753 0

Friday 21 September 2012 23:52

So... How did he find that... Must've been on the website... O_O

sierramott1 6

Saturday 22 September 2012 0:49

What was your boyfriend doing looking up ****?

Ahrro 4

Monday 1 October 2012 5:37

Clearly they have an healthy relationship in which **** is allowed to be watched. My boyfriend and I are the same. I honestly don't understand why there are girls that are so uptight about guys watching ****--it keeps them out of other girls pants.

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